Corrupt a wish!

[alphenor]

Granted...but you need a real-life Phineas and Ferb to make a time machine.

I wish I will be free of debt forever.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you sell your organs

I wish for a stupid question.

 

[alphenor]

Granted...but I'm not the one who will make it.

I wish to regain my organs back.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you steal them from your future self...

I wish for a giant book to crush 60's spiderman

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but you will be first before spiderman.

I wish that my sister's won't be addicted of Facebook tomorrow and in the future

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, she latches onto a different social network.

I wish I could fool people into thinking I made a wish.

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but it only applies to yourself.

I wish I can restrain myself from replying in this thread.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but then I'll be stuck feeling uncomfortable around Fredrica Bernkastel

I wish I knew why...

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but eventually you forget why you wished to know it.

I wish I have money to buy a real, working, able-to-connect-to-WiFi Nintendo DS.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the game slot is broken.

I wish my game would arrive in the mail already >_

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but the in-game language becomes prehistoric.

I wish...I wish...I have a wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is corrupted.

We wish to evoke ye olde speech with all our royal subjects.

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but ye are not royal.

I wish I can successfully drift away from the RO private server I recently played.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the earth suddenly splits around you and inexplicably forms a river under you... you drift out into the ocean...

I wish to be haunted by captain crunch.

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but appears together with a colorful, rainbow-like background.

wish I can go home safely.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you find yourself completely covered in bubble wrap...

I wish to fall off a cliff without suffering any injury.

 

[alphenor]

Granted, nothing has been left of your body.

I wish I was a bit more taller...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are now 0.0000001cm taller...

I wish I could confuse people...

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but people become confuse-immune.

I wish Paarish-kun would reply to this topic as it is getting boring.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but paary- WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN I'M BORING YOU!? D:

I wish to die by rubber chicken, and have battletoad's pause music playing at my funeral.