Corrupt a wish!

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted. Here's $3K. Nigerian Dollars, however.

I wish to destabilize this nation.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the current currency you posses is now worthless, and my 3K Nigerian dollars are worth more than ever before.

I wish to purchase a functional weapon to torture... "someone"...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted. Thanks for returning that 3K Nigerian Dollars, I've used them to hire only the finest bodyguards around.

I wish for more protection.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you seal yourself in an impenetrable room.

I wish I could detonate the explosives I left inside.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, you seal yourself in an impenetrable room.

I wish I could detonate the explosives I left inside.

Granted, thanks for freeing me [invulnerability, see earlier].

I wish I could experience more of your explosive personality [in a non-lethal way].

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, we are both sit down and eat ice-cream. It explodes, but apart from a few detached limbs, it is miraculously not lethal...

I wish to use the scythe from earlier to rip a hole in the space time continuum.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

You succeed, but I end up following you home. We're now standing outside your house, and I'm awkwardly asking for coffee.

I wish for a happy ending.

 

[Gundam Eclipse]

The miracle shall not be granted.

I wish I had the mystic eyes of death perception D:

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

You perceive your own death, the imagery of which drives you to suicide. How ironic.

Re: Previous wish.

 

[Lucifer666]

You perceive your own death, the imagery of which drives you to suicide. How ironic.

Re: Previous wish.

Granted, but the happy ending costs you the happiness of everyone else.
You are eternally joyful. Others are in vain and agony.
You are unable to feel the need to change what you've done, for you are just too happy.
You feed off of others' pain, and cannot pity. You cannot recognise the flaws you have created in yourself.

I wish not to have this wish granted.

Just noticed I created a paradox.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is not granted.

I wish for a sad ending.

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, it is not granted.

I wish for a sad ending.

Granted. You die due to an overdose of Nutella.

I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted. But the answer is always 42.

I wish for the answer to 777!

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, but the answer is still always 42.

I wish I will be able to fix this PS3 I am buying off of my friend.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted. However, through studying you lose the time to post in dumb forum threads like this one.

I wish I wasn't such a hypocrite.

 

[shamiko_]

You are no longer a hypocrite
but now you are

I wish MLP ceased to exist

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but bronies start obsessing over Hello Kitty instead.


I wish to invent a anti-gravity device.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

"Huzzah! I have invented a device that will allow a single person to ignore the fundamental gravitational force!
....Here, would you like to test it?"
*You knod in agreement and strap the device to your belt, before powering it on*
"Oh, I should mention that it's completely untested, and that electroweak force would likely tear you apart if gravity were remov-"
*You disintegrate almost instantly, disrupting my warning*
"Oops."

I wish to not suck at writing this kinda shit.

 

[alphenor]

Wish granted...but you are only able to write in Latin.

wish Facebook doesn't corrupt minds of teenagers.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it now corrupts every single mind that uses it.

I wish I could see the appeal of facebook...