Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, all houses vanish before you are given the opportunity

I wish to cut a lemon in half without crying

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you must cut them with a wiffle bat.

I wish I could pull out DJ Vinyl Scratch from under a turntable...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but her eye color is now cannon

I wish to see the impact of lyra speaking on the community~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, people will react the same way they did when derpy spoke.

I wish the two royal sisters were in more episodes ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... Don't wanna corrupt this since I agree...

I wish for a derpy episode

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but she still is on screen for less than a minute.

I wish they would give voices to vinyl scratch and octavia...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to wait til season 4

I wish I could manipulate the eternal march of time...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but time no longer exists...there's only...space?

I wish to be the best at space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start getting bored of space.

I wish for space cops

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but oooh, here come space cops.

I wish to be guilty of being in space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, GO TO SPACE JAIL!!!

I wish to tell hydreigon I'm in space

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I'm in space.

I wish to go back home. Don't like space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but my favorite thing about space is space.

I wish to know why the square root of rope is string...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Because strings ti(m)es string is rope!


I wish to be athletic.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you will never make it over a hurdle...

I wish I knew why dental floss has superb tensile strength.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the answer of which allows you to make sense of

Spoiler: this...

I wish more existed...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, less doesn't exist now.

I wish for twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, 35831808

I wish for 47!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, 470. derp.

I wish for |x|=-1

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted...

I wish I... wait wut?