Ok for those who don't read the shout box the following:
Ex-girlfriend, keeps finding me somehow on various sites/forums/whatnot. Keeps ringing me, I block her number she gets a new one! I've told her not to bother me, saying "we don't really have anything in common to even be friends let alone anything else etc etc stop bothering me we were only going out for 2 weeks, maybe saw you 6 days BACK IN 2004! I faked cumming (yes, each time!), you made me watch Beaches even though I told you every other chick makes me watch it and hate it blah blah blah".
Anyway I've decided to get my god damn sexy girlfrien who never fails to please me and so on to email her telling her that I've died recently...but what of?
Thoughts? Ways to make it sound real? Any ways to present proof?
Thank you.
Ex-girlfriend, keeps finding me somehow on various sites/forums/whatnot. Keeps ringing me, I block her number she gets a new one! I've told her not to bother me, saying "we don't really have anything in common to even be friends let alone anything else etc etc stop bothering me we were only going out for 2 weeks, maybe saw you 6 days BACK IN 2004! I faked cumming (yes, each time!), you made me watch Beaches even though I told you every other chick makes me watch it and hate it blah blah blah".
Anyway I've decided to get my god damn sexy girlfrien who never fails to please me and so on to email her telling her that I've died recently...but what of?
Thoughts? Ways to make it sound real? Any ways to present proof?
Thank you.
