What did I die of?

[Jdbye]

Lol, your ex-girlfriend is weird

Anyway... If you've changed your number and moved, and she hasn't been able to contact you since, why are you posting here?

 

[4urentertainment]

wait, your gonna send her an E-mail: I died so i can't see you right now??

 

[Hadrian]

Lol, your ex-girlfriend is weird

Anyway... If you've changed your number and moved, and she hasn't been able to contact you since, why are you posting here?

No just changed it today, she just seems to find me on various sites!

 

[CannonBallZ]

what about this site? is hadrian your real name ? are you really from southend ? am I her ?..ok scratch the last question...be careful of them eyes on the walls,

 

[Linkiboy]

Lol, your ex-girlfriend is weird

Anyway... If you've changed your number and moved, and she hasn't been able to contact you since, why are you posting here?

No just changed it today, she just seems to find me on various sites!

Then just say two words next time she bothers you:

"Fuck off"

Then block/ignore her

 

[Hadrian]

what about this site? is hadrian your real name ? are you really from southend ? am I her ?..ok scratch the last question...be careful of them eyes on the walls,

Yes yes and hope not, though she doesn't know I live in Southend, I told her I moved to Bangor.

Its usually the mainstream sites like myspace/Facebook (only on them because the misuss tells me to I'M A KEPT MAN!) that she finds me on, and anyway I'm sure the mods will ban her IP if she gives me shit.

 

[phuzzz]

"Congratulations. Through your complete ineptitude for leaving me alone, I have come to the conclusion that men are much easier to deal with than women. Yes, that's right. You have turned me gay. I hope you're satisfied."

One of my friends always told me, "Women will turn me gay."

 

[.TakaM]

from the fake deaths I've seen.. you really have to have something either insanely intricate or very simple, but believable.

Make a blog specifically for her to find, one day say you finally managed to get your GF pregnant, how much better it's made your life, restored your faith etc.
then after so many weeks of your happiness building up, say that she had a miscarriage.
from there on it's one big depressing downwards spiral to inevitable suicide

it would take a while to pull it off, but it could work

 

[Deleted User]

You should watch "My Name Is Earl - Season 1 - Episode 4 - Faked His Own Death" so you're prepared just incase something happens.

I never really thought of this before I watched that episode and even then I didn't think anyone would do it IRL, but .TakaM's method looks as if it could work.

Good luck getting rid of her!

 

[ediblebird]

what if shes reading this thread?

 

[Opium]

You died in a freak yachting accident. So sad :'(

 

[Rapid Dr3am]

Tell her you got hit by a truck.

/me walks away listening the The Vandals.

 

[phuzzz]

what if shes reading this thread?

Then maybe she'll get the hint.

 

[lagman]

Have sex with her. Isn't that what she wants ?

I wouldn't, lagman would forever lag my wfc..even worse than what Nintendo does.

I tried something similar to a fake death once,it didn't work, my ex went to the place where I used to work and somehow she got my address, she knocked my door every morning.. for a week, thankfully karma was good with me, all my family was on vacation that week.
Haven't seen her since that time

 

[Spikey]

Have sex with her. Isn't that what she wants ?

I wouldn't, lagman would forever lag my wfc..even worse than what Nintendo does.

I tried something similar to a fake death once,it didn't work, my ex went to the place where I used to work and somehow she got my address, she knocked my door every morning.. for a week, thankfully karma was good with me, all my family was on vacation that week.
Haven't seen since that time

 

[jimmy j]

You were in the bath, got your big toe stuck in tha tap and died of starvation.

 

[[M]artin]

Isn't she gonna wanna come to the "funeral"?

 

[lagman]

CRAZY STORY

Yup, as I said on the shoutbox; crazy ex's is something I know about

 

[Taras]

One of my friends always told me, "Women will turn me gay."

The trouble with that is that women still own the vag-matic. Why they gotta be crazy and whatnot?

 

[TsukoyomiMoon]

You died in a desert.
No evidence, no one would notice. They couldn't find your body, because it got stuck in the sand. Perfect plan