Female Nintendo Characters
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Why the nintendo only? Aside from Samus, pretty much all the female characters have bland characters. Fuck...I'd rather date Link or Bowser than any of those females (I bet that at the end of the date with Samus, you'd be wondering if she was inside of her armor suit to begin with).
Anyhow...
1. Strongest character: Samus (no competition)
2. Best looking (hot/cute) character: Krystal from Star fox command (runner-up: Candy Kong)
3. "I would date her" character: Jade from Beyond good or ev...*sigh* okay, okay...then Jody Summer from F-zero GX (admit it: you would like to make out in that car of hers as well
).
4. Best design character: there's only one nintendo character I'd jerk off to, and that is, of course:princess Toad Zero suit Samus.
5. Coolest/Badass character:Bayonetta Blood Rayne Harley Quinn...if it wasn't for that 'nintendo only', it'd be a hard pick. As it stands, Samus tin can edition has no competition (I can't even think of a proper enemy female boss that had character...and nominating Ghirahim isn't exactly fair). Or...999's Clover doesn't count, I take it?
6. Your favorite character (choose 1 only)Jade none. Just because Samus is strong enough to not get kidnapped doesn't mean I have to honor her with a title.
All in all: a pretty bleak score. Nintendo knows how to make fun games, but they sure as hell suck at creating characters worth remembering. Especially female ones (but to be honest: if Mario wasn't everywhere EXCEPT in your kitchen sink, I wouldn't have remembered him either).
Anyhow...
1. Strongest character: Samus (no competition)
2. Best looking (hot/cute) character: Krystal from Star fox command (runner-up: Candy Kong)
3. "I would date her" character: Jade from Beyond good or ev...*sigh* okay, okay...then Jody Summer from F-zero GX (admit it: you would like to make out in that car of hers as well
).4. Best design character: there's only one nintendo character I'd jerk off to, and that is, of course:
5. Coolest/Badass character:
6. Your favorite character (choose 1 only)
All in all: a pretty bleak score. Nintendo knows how to make fun games, but they sure as hell suck at creating characters worth remembering. Especially female ones (but to be honest: if Mario wasn't everywhere EXCEPT in your kitchen sink, I wouldn't have remembered him either).
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well for nintendo videogames of course samus wins... metroid is epic (man gotta finish mp2 so I finally get to nr 3).
If you are looking for well done femal characters you should probably check out Square Enix.
If you are looking for well done femal characters you should probably check out Square Enix.
1. Lyndis (Fire Emblem)
2. Jenna (Golden Sun)
3. Jenna (Golden Sun)
4. Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong Country)
5. Samus Aran (Metroid, excluding Other M :|)
6. Jenna (Golden Sun)
1. Samus
2. Yomi (Senran Kagura)
3. Mia (Golden Sun)
4. Yomi (Senran Kagura)
5. Mia (Golden Sun)
2. Yomi (Senran Kagura)
3. Mia (Golden Sun)
4. Yomi (Senran Kagura)
5. Mia (Golden Sun)
1. Samus (Arm-cannon anyone?)
2. Rosalina (Didn't see that one did ya?)
3. Zelda (Skyward Sword, she seems like a have fun girl)
4. Zelda (Twilight Princess)
5. Dawn (Somehow, she just seemed badass)
6. Zelda (Twilight Princess, well designed)
2. Rosalina (Didn't see that one did ya?)
3. Zelda (Skyward Sword, she seems like a have fun girl)
4. Zelda (Twilight Princess)
5. Dawn (Somehow, she just seemed badass)
6. Zelda (Twilight Princess, well designed)
Erm...yeah. While it's brought up...Can I trade in my heterosexuality on this one? It's not all that banged up as romantic movies make it out to be. Especially if a date out would probably turn out to be a bit like this...
Wever: so...that's one impressive suit you've got there.
Samus: ...
Wever: it doesn't look that flexible, though. How do you manage to roll into a ball like that?
Samus: ...
Wever: erm...so you're not much of a talker, then, eh? That's okay. I can talk for the both of us. And you know what they say about chattering women, right?
Samus: ...
Samus: *moves shoulders and head a bit into something that could either be a shrug, a yes or a no*
Wever: ah...so we've got life signs. Phew...I was a bit afraid I'd be here talking to an empty harness. Now that would be silly, right? Hahahah...
Samus: *points arm cannon at me*
Wever: *laugh kinda breaks of* ...ha? Erm...how about we order some dinner. How does that sound to you? *kinda awkward smile*
Samus: *takes up menu...then points*
Wever: ah...excellent choice. What did you pick?
Samus: ...
Wever: ...that was a joke. :-|
Samus: ...
Wever: look...sorry, but is there a reason you're not saying anything?
Samus: *hands over paper*
Wever: what the...
Wever: *reads alound* "Ever since Other M I'm bound by contract not to ever speak again"?
Samus: ...
Wever: I...see.
Samus: ...
Wever: *sigh*
Wever: *murmurs to himself* damnit...why isn't she at least in jumpsuit?
meanwhile, two tables further...
The catboy: no...really?
Link: *nods all knowingly*
The catboy: that's so interesting! So the way the whole timeline works....?
Link: *slight facial expression change*
The catboy: wow. No way! I could never figure it out, but with that explanation, it's so much easier. That's so cool!
Link: Yes
The catboy: so, erm...have you seen a menu around here?
Link: *whips up boomerang from pouch, throws it at the menu from another table, after which both return to Link's hand*
Wever: *sees this demonstration; points to Samus* heh...I bet YOU could roll right over that guy. Right?
Samus: ...
Wever: *sigh*...why do the gays always have all the fun?
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Isn't Ridley's gender never explicitly mentioned in the games, but always shown to be male in the manuals and other media (official manga, etc)?
Oh yeah, so was Samus, according to the first game's manual...
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1. Strongest character - Samus Aran
2. Best looking (hot/cute) character - Navi
3. "I would do her" character - Krystal
4. Best design character - Dixie Kong (female ape with blond hair? -- how can you beat that!)
5. Coolest/Badass character - Samus Aran
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4. Best design character - Dixie Kong (female ape with blond hair? -- how can you beat that!)
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Psh. Ridley is TOTALLY female. Nintendo is probably chuckling. "I can't believe they fell for it after the shit we pulled in the NES game!"
Yeah, you did.
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1. Strongest character - Shiek
2. Best looking (hot/cute) character - No idea, they all have their flaws. I would say Samus if it wasn't for her mole.
3. "I would date her" character - None
4. Best design character - Maybe Midna, because the glowing hair hand... not too sure.
5. Coolest/Badass character - Shiek I guess...
6. Your favorite character (choose 1 only) - Umm... hard for me just to choose one, I don't really like female Nintendo characters.. maybe Wendy O. Koopa because she is different.
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1) SAMUS
2) Daisy
3) idk if this counts but I've always wanted to go with Naminé or Kairi from kingdom hearts, but if I can't do kingdom hearts, then I'd say Daisy.
4) SAMUS
5) Princess Peach- looks cute innocent and helpless, then kicks bowser's sorry ass when he kidnaps Mario.
6) Ooh... Toughie. Probably the generic female pokemon trainer in black and white
2) Daisy
3) idk if this counts but I've always wanted to go with Naminé or Kairi from kingdom hearts, but if I can't do kingdom hearts, then I'd say Daisy.
4) SAMUS
5) Princess Peach- looks cute innocent and helpless, then kicks bowser's sorry ass when he kidnaps Mario.
6) Ooh... Toughie. Probably the generic female pokemon trainer in black and white
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