Link may not be a female, but I am not into females. Deal with it.
Yes we get it already, you're gay.
Erm...yeah. While it's brought up...Can I trade in my heterosexuality on this one? It's not all that banged up as romantic movies make it out to be. Especially if a date out would probably turn out to be a bit like this...
Wever: so...that's one impressive suit you've got there.
Samus: ...
Wever: it doesn't look that flexible, though. How do you manage to roll into a ball like that?
Samus: ...
Wever: erm...so you're not much of a talker, then, eh? That's okay. I can talk for the both of us. And you know what they say about chattering women, right?
Samus: ...
Samus: *moves shoulders and head a bit into something that could either be a shrug, a yes or a no*
Wever: ah...so we've got life signs. Phew...I was a bit afraid I'd be here talking to an empty harness. Now that would be silly, right? Hahahah...
Samus: *points arm cannon at me*
Wever: *laugh kinda breaks of* ...ha? Erm...how about we order some dinner. How does that sound to you? *kinda awkward smile*
Samus: *takes up menu...then points*
Wever: ah...excellent choice. What did you pick?
Samus: ...
Wever: ...that was a joke. :-|
Samus: ...
Wever: look...sorry, but is there a reason you're not saying anything?
Samus: *hands over paper*
Wever: what the...
Wever: *reads alound* "Ever since Other M I'm bound by contract not to ever speak again"?
Samus: ...
Wever: I...see.
Samus: ...
Wever: *sigh*
Wever: *murmurs to himself* damnit...why isn't she at least in jumpsuit?
meanwhile, two tables further...
The catboy: no...really?
Link: *nods all knowingly*
The catboy: that's so interesting! So the way the whole timeline works....?
Link: *slight facial expression change*
The catboy: wow. No way! I could never figure it out, but with that explanation, it's so much easier. That's so cool!
Link: Yes
The catboy: so, erm...have you seen a menu around here?
Link: *whips up boomerang from pouch, throws it at the menu from another table, after which both return to Link's hand*
Wever: *sees this demonstration; points to Samus* heh...I bet YOU could roll right over that guy. Right?
Samus: ...
Wever: *sigh*...why do the gays always have all the fun?