This Cat Shows Up in Your Room at 3:00 AM, What Would You Do?

[VinsCool]

N-nyah~?

 

[jimmyj]

what the fuck are you doing in my bedroom it's fucking 3 am gtfo

 

[Localhorst86]

shoot it. First of all, it's 3am. I need to be at work the next day. Second, it's an intruder and I am defending my home.

 

[AmandaRose]

I would jump out of bed and run to the kitchen. Then I would grab two glasses and pour two vodkas and coke. Then I would down both glasses of vodka. At which point I would realise the fact that I sleep in my bra and panties and then scream the place down due to the fact that a creepy motherfucker has entered my bedroom uninvited.

 

[Noctosphere]

Kitty is always in my bedroom at 3:00am
She sleeps with me

(inb4, no dio, I know what youre gonna say... its not)

 

[DinohScene]

If you'd enter me room at 3 am I'd offer you to share a reefer.
Only whimps sleep at 3 am.

 

[AmandaRose]

If you'd enter me room at 3 am I'd offer you to share a reefer.
Only whimps sleep at 3 am.

Hey who you calling a whimp? Lol. For the record I need to get up at 6 am every day for work so yes I am sleeping before 3 am.

 

[x65943]

Say "I thought I told you when you visit you have to bring guacamole Doritos"

 

[AtsuNii]

I'd be offering you snacks as who doesnt love snacks ;D

 

[Minox]

Call the police

 

[smileyhead]

I would probably just be asleep and not notice tbh

 

[Localhorst86]

Call the police

call the furry police

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I'd ask, "What?" and stare at you. If the cat possess the ability to talk: I know I'm fucked up and it isn't actually 3AM, this is a familiar/Sabrina the Teenage Witch is real, or it's a dream/I'm in Hell.

That's life.

 

[grey72]

Throw water at it

If you'd enter me room at 3 am I'd offer you to share a reefer.
Only whimps sleep at 3 am.

Ayyy my man

 

[Dionicio3]

Pet it

 

[ry755]

I'd probably think it's one of those weird sleep paralysis dreams or something

 

[dAVID_]

Masturbate furiously.

 

[Dionicio3]

Masturbate furiously.

That's gay

 

[dAVID_]

That's gay

It's the advice 4chan gives you. Basically the evil spirit will get disgusted and go away.
Or the logical explanation, a dream. Then you will ejaculate IRL and that will be enough to wake you up.

 

[ry755]

That's gay

It's not gay if it looks like a girl

It's the advice 4chan gives you. Basically the evil spirit will get disgusted and go away.
Or the logical explanation, a dream. Then you will ejaculate IRL and that will be enough to wake you up.

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