Why dogs are better than cats.
1. Love and attention
A dog gives you unconditional love whenever you need it.
Cats only give you love when they want it. Any other time they are evil little bastards
2. Dogs are good for your health. They get you out the house and exercising.
Cats do their own thing and come and go as they please.
3. Protection
A dog no matter how big or small will protect their owner from any danger.
A cat when you are in a dangerous situation will be like fuck it I'm outta here.
4. Toilet
A dog will do its business outside
A cat will piss and shit in a box in the corner of your house.
5. Playtime
Dogs absolutely love to play, and it's often interactive play that they want, especially with you. You can play fetch with a ball or a disc. You can enjoy an exciting game of tug-of-war. You can play chase in the yard. If your dog gets along well with other dogs, you can even set up a doggie "playdate" with another pup.
There's only so much play you can do with your cat. Many cats love to play with string toys and they'll bat their little cat ball toys around, but it's almost like they're humoring you.
A refutation
1. Love
What does love mean when it comes from a mindless servant, the love from a cat is hard earned but real and meaningful - not like the "love" from a sycophant
2. Health
Dogs harbor disease, especially in developing countries they are a leading cause of rabies transmission. Not to mention the increasing episodes of fatal vicious dog attacks on humans from "healthy" dogs
3. Protection
As above dogs may pose danger themselves. Also, there are many documented hero cats and I have videos if you somehow have never heard of them
4. Toilet
Dogs go outside? Yeah if you happen to catch it in time and let them out - dogs are much more likely to pee and poop on your floor than cats - who go inside like humans and are tidy. You can even teach them to use the lavatory proper and it's been documented many times
5. Playtime
Who wants to play fetch with a dog? Very unrewarding. Dogs are just too dull to really enjoy spending time with them. Now get a cat a nice rubber mouse to bat away at, hours of fun.
In short, Cats rule, dogs drool (and often on you, yuck get some manners dogs)
Plus Cats are badass and doesn't afraid of anything, live up to twice as long, you can actually trust them outside by themselves etc etc
