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  1. VinsCool

    OP VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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  2. jimmyj

    jimmyj Official founder of altariaism. Copyright jimmyj
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    what the fuck are you doing in my bedroom it's fucking 3 am gtfo
     
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  3. Localhorst86

    Localhorst86 Robert'); DROP TABLE members;--
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    shoot it. First of all, it's 3am. I need to be at work the next day. Second, it's an intruder and I am defending my home.
     
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  4. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    I would jump out of bed and run to the kitchen. Then I would grab two glasses and pour two vodkas and coke. Then I would down both glasses of vodka. At which point I would realise the fact that I sleep in my bra and panties and then scream the place down due to the fact that a creepy motherfucker has entered my bedroom uninvited.
     
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  5. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    Kitty is always in my bedroom at 3:00am
    She sleeps with me :)

    (inb4, no dio, I know what youre gonna say... its not)
     
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  6. DinohScene

    DinohScene Gay boy
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    If you'd enter me room at 3 am I'd offer you to share a reefer.
    Only whimps sleep at 3 am.
     
  7. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Hey who you calling a whimp? Lol. For the record I need to get up at 6 am every day for work so yes I am sleeping before 3 am.
     
  8. x65943

    x65943 the end is nigh, buy doge coin
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    Say "I thought I told you when you visit you have to bring guacamole Doritos"
     
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  9. AtsuNii

    AtsuNii AtsuNii's New Beginnings
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    I'd be offering you snacks as who doesnt love snacks ;D
     
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  10. Minox

    Minox Thanks for the fish
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    Call the police
     
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  11. smileyhead

    smileyhead I like cute stuff.
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    I would probably just be asleep and not notice tbh
     
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  12. Localhorst86

    Localhorst86 Robert'); DROP TABLE members;--
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    call the furry police
     
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  13. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.
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    I'd ask, "What?" and stare at you. If the cat possess the ability to talk: I know I'm fucked up and it isn't actually 3AM, this is a familiar/Sabrina the Teenage Witch is real, or it's a dream/I'm in Hell.

    That's life.
     
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  14. grey72

    grey72 GBAtemp Regular
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    Throw water at it
    Ayyy my man
     
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  15. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 The Skiddo
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  16. ry755

    ry755 GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    I'd probably think it's one of those weird sleep paralysis dreams or something
     
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  17. dAVID_

    dAVID_ GBAtemp Maniac
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    Masturbate furiously.
     
  18. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 The Skiddo
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    That's gay
     
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  19. dAVID_

    dAVID_ GBAtemp Maniac
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    It's the advice 4chan gives you. Basically the evil spirit will get disgusted and go away.
    Or the logical explanation, a dream. Then you will ejaculate IRL and that will be enough to wake you up.
     
  20. ry755

    ry755 GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    It's not gay if it looks like a girl

    What
     
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