Zorua on child education

[AlanJohn]

So I was chatting with Zorua on steam and due to boredom he decided to tell me about his vision on how he sees himself in the future. He told me about how he sees himself being a successful businessman with a hot wife, 5 cars and a nice mansion somewhere in Bollywood. Of course he didn't forget about telling me how he would educate his future kids:

Zorua: I'll eventually start getting them weed
Zorua: because I don't want them to be losers
Zorua: "hey *insert son's name* wannit weed"
Zorua: "what is weed daddy"
Zorua: "it's a leaf which is good for you"
Zorua: "okay daddy"
Zorua: "here smoke this sonny boy"
Zorua: NOW
Zorua: "daddy how do u smoke it"
Zorua: "here have my bong"
Zorua: "where is my bong"
Zorua: "I think your mother took it"
Zorua: "daddy :B"
Zorua: "?"
Zorua: ":B"
Zorua: "?"
Zorua: ":B"
Zorua: "I have it"
Zorua: "oh you motherfucker"
Zorua: "that's my son alright!"
Zorua: the end.

 

[Zorua]

True story. All of it.
(Except I said Hollywood not Bollywood.)

 

[GameWinner]

4/10 maybe I will read it again. maybe.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

4/20 was terrible.

 

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[Tom Bombadildo]

 

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[Ethevion]

Double like on the MJ song, too bad I can't give double likes
As for the topic