You're getting a half brother for Christmas

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Nintendo: if you pay a monthly fee you will get the brother+ package which includes the other half and a empty cardboard box, it's only $980 extra

EA: the other half of your brother is sold separately as DLC for only $999 lmao

Blizzard: we sold the other half to pay for our lawsuit lol
 

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Nintendo: if you pay a monthly fee you will get the brother+ package which includes the other half and a empty cardboard box, it's only $980 extra

EA: the other half of your brother is sold separately as DLC for only $999 lmao

Blizzard: we sold the other half to pay for our lawsuit lol
>implying Blizzard wouldn't just sexually harass the mother
 

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Nintendo: if you pay a monthly fee you will get the brother+ package which includes the other half and a empty cardboard box, it's only $980 extra

EA: the other half of your brother is sold separately as DLC for only $999 lmao

Blizzard: we sold the other half to pay for our lawsuit lol


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