I've achieved such mastery of the alpha game that I fuck a different waitress every night of the week. Flight attendants upgrade me to first class to fuck me in style. I could even fuck your mom.
I'm a pickup artist
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Above message typed in user's mother's basement
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No, these are pickup artists:
Ah, but which user?
"Which user"
Sorry you had to find about about ur mum this way veho
No way, you have a plumbing issue, you'd leak way before starting/ doing anything
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