Water is bad for you

[JuanMena]

Even though the media tries to brainwash people, water does not strengthen your bones and it is not the best source of calcium.
Even if you're not an evolutionist you should accept this.

If water is sooooo gooooood as media and big bottle corpo wants you to believe, then why the fuck this happened?

I shouldn't have stepped out of it. Now I have to pay to get water.
Digi-evolved fish - ca.1920

-Dinoh(scene) because of all the hormones.
-Excess use of antidepressants because we stepped out of water.
-Possible acidation of your blood. H2O wouldn't recommend too much O.
-Your bones because the calcium comes from Sunlight. Fish evolved to photosynthesis.
-Cows get raped to get milk. Ure mother needs to move out of da hood.
-Stay Hydrated? Smear fucking moisturizer all over you?

So please stop consuming water. Hydro-homies fuck them with a bat. Start drinking beer and soda. RedBull is your canned photosynthesis. PEPSI can cure diabetes.

Hail p1ng!

 

[x65943]

Fresh water is bad

Salt water is pure electrolytes and based

In fact anyone who's drunk enough salt water never drank fresh water again

 

[JuanMena]

In order to drink salt water, tell your babe to consume it, once your babe filtered the salt out of the water, get on your knees and tell babe to give you clean water.

- 10/10 Lifehack to fuck Nestle with.

 

[x65943]

In order to drink salt water, tell your babe to consume it, once your babe filtered the salt out of the water, get on your knees and tell babe to give you clean water.

- 10/10 Lifehack to fuck Nestle with.

Are you mental???

Bro if you let her drink the salt water you lose out on all the electrolytes

GTFO fucking simp

 

[CoolMe]

Got some extra salty water here for you free of charge

 

[JuanMena]

Get your electrolytes Kyle, CoolMe has them.

 

[x65943]

You (Juan), CoolMe and Godreborn can enjoy your little lemon party

Meanwhile I will be drinking sea water like a real man

 

[CoolMe]

Meanwhile I will be drinking sea water like a real man

Like a real sea man?

 

[x65943]

Like a real sea man?

You won't fool me into getting involved in your "sailor" gaymes

I know what you boys get up to at sea

 

[K3Nv3]

You (Juan), CoolMe and Godreborn can enjoy your little lemon party

Meanwhile I will be drinking sea water like a real man

I'm piss poor can't afford salt water best advice my HMO gave me was to drink my own piss and recycle proper fluids.

 

[Veho]

I only drink gamer girl bathwater.

 

[SylverReZ]

I'm piss poor can't afford salt water best advice my HMO gave me was to drink my own piss and recycle proper fluids.

 

[x65943]

I only drink gamer girl bathwater.

Gamer girls don't exist, slurm is twink boy bathwater

 

[Cranesbill]

Which is why I only drink rain water. 100% Pure Natural, bitches

 

[CoolMe]

Which is why I only drink rain water. 100% Pure Natural, bitches

..that once was AncientBoi's fart. No, thank you

 

[Cranesbill]

..that once was AncientBoi's fart. No, thank you

You had to ruin my one source of real water, ay mate?

 

[CoolMe]

You had to ruin my one source of real water, ay mate?

Sorry kid, everything in life is disappointing.. Better get used to it

 

[Cranesbill]

Sorry kid, everything in life is disappointing.. Better get used to it

Done. A few years too late to say that?

 

[Robert Newbie]

The powers that be have taken the stand,
Insisting that milk and water be damned,
People refuse to take heed,
As we waste away and plead,
"Nutritional products shouldn't be banned"

 

[Veho]

Milk is bad because it contains water.