self defense tips

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self defense tips:

if your oponent is a linux mint user, show them a terminal, they will be in shock, then you go for a kick in the knee

if your oponent is a manjaro user just ask them if they fixed their system today, they will fall to the ground

if your oponent is a ubuntu user, just say "i use arch btw" they will immediately give you all of their money and run away
 

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seeing a linux user on the streets is rare but when you do they are weak both mentally and physically so you can beat them up real quick
In this case what is the point of the tips?

Especially considering the sun will melt their skin
 
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self defense tips:

if your oponent is a linux mint user, show them a terminal, they will be in shock, then you go for a kick in the knee

if your oponent is a manjaro user just ask them if they fixed their system today, they will fall to the ground

if your oponent is a ubuntu user, just say "i use arch btw" they will immediately give you all of their money and run away

On a serious note

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SteamOS derrivates from Debian

self defense tip against Debian users: tell them that ubuntu and debian are the same thing, they will enter rage, then you quickly strike.
It’s actually Arch-based
 

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These tips are kinda useless considering Linux users don't leave their parents' basements
They do leave the basement for one occasion, and that's when you need self defense the most.


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I used to work at a Dairy Queen and one day a cute girl in the drive-thru gave me her number. We got talking and much to my suprise, she was a Linux user!
I got to meet possibly the only female Linux user in existence lol
 

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