You're getting a half brother for Christmas

[Deleted member 568892]

I fucked your mom under the mistletoe.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

you fucked ashes?

 

[RichardTheKing]

I'd prefer the torso and up, personally.
Now, if it was a sister...

 

[JuanMena]

I fucked your mom under the mistletoe.

Oh my god! What a totally unexpected and completely original and funny joke.
It's been done lots of times, just like your mom.


I'm gonna f*** her a give her a child she actually loves.

 

[Veho]

You're getting half of your brother for Christmas.

 

[SG854]

You're getting half of a brother for Christmas.

 

[BigOnYa]

Ask your mom if she has ever had German sausage in the can? Cause If not, I'll gladly take her to the bathroom and ...

 

[slaphappygamer]

you fucked ashes?

#DryHumping

 

[Vila_]

Nintendo: if you pay a monthly fee you will get the brother+ package which includes the other half and a empty cardboard box, it's only $980 extra

EA: the other half of your brother is sold separately as DLC for only $999 lmao

Blizzard: we sold the other half to pay for our lawsuit lol

 

[Alexander1970]

I fucked your mom under the mistletoe.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Nintendo: if you pay a monthly fee you will get the brother+ package which includes the other half and a empty cardboard box, it's only $980 extra

EA: the other half of your brother is sold separately as DLC for only $999 lmao

Blizzard: we sold the other half to pay for our lawsuit lol

>implying Blizzard wouldn't just sexually harass the mother

 

[BigOnYa]

 

[Veho]

Nintendo: if you pay a monthly fee you will get the brother+ package which includes the other half and a empty cardboard box, it's only $980 extra

EA: the other half of your brother is sold separately as DLC for only $999 lmao

Blizzard: we sold the other half to pay for our lawsuit lol