I'm a pickup artist

[nintendo_leaker]

I've achieved such mastery of the alpha game that I fuck a different waitress every night of the week. Flight attendants upgrade me to first class to fuck me in style. I could even fuck your mom.

 

[x65943]

Above message typed in user's mother's basement

 

[Veho]

No, these are pickup artists:

Above message typed in user's mother's basement

Ah, but which user?

 

[x65943]

No, these are pickup artists:




Ah, but which user?

"Which user"

Sorry you had to find about about ur mum this way veho

 

[Veho]

"Which user"

Sorry you had to find about about ur mum this way veho

My mum is subletting her basement?

...oh

 

[nintendo_leaker]

I told you I could even fuck your mom.

 

[CoolMe]

I told you I could even fuck your mom.

No way, you have a plumbing issue, you'd leak way before starting/ doing anything

 

[AncientBoi]

omg. Another one of those Necrophiles that wants my departed mummy.