WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND A DEAD/ALIVE ALIENS

[nukeboy95]

just in case you fine a dead/alive alien

1. if they know your language
2. ask if they crashed if not ask where there ship is
3. get as far away from the ship the government will be there in less then 1/2 hour
4. if you get caught by any gov. with them then one of two things may happen
5. you will die or have your brain washed
6. after skipping town get to the nearest tv station
7. after the world knows start hiding
8. follow a criminal hiding guide

all make sure your not being fowled

reply if you have a better guide

 

[emigre]

9. Make a thread on the internet about it.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

all make sure your not being fowled

That shouldn't be a problem, people don't spontaneously grow feathers or wings after all.

Or do they?

 

[emigre]

all make sure your not being fowled

That shouldn't be a problem, people don't spontaneously grow feathers or wings after all.

Or do they?

Give the chap a break. By the sounds of it, he's walking around America with the corpse of an alien in his backpack. He's bound to make a few typos.

EDIT: INB4MOVEDTOEOF

 

[LunaWofl]

Pfft, screw that!!!
Use any and all alien weapons to fight anyone who dares oppose you!!!
No weapons? USE YOUR FISTS!!!
You ARE gonna die eventually, BUT GIVE EM HELL BEFORE YA DO!!!
FOR PO-*gets shot*

 

[AlanJohn]

If I find a dead alien the first thing I'll do is necro-fuck it.

 

[pistone]

sell it on ebay

 

[Alexrose]

Take pictures and videos of me poking it with a stick, dragging it around, anything that can make it look more aunthentic, hide behind a rock or something and film and wait for the government to take it away then post it online by an anonymous handle on an anonymous site, remove the owner data from the photos and submit it via wifi on a phone that I just bought at a random shop and then threw away.

 

[Santee]

1. Ignore it, I don't fucking talk to strangers, my mommy told me not to.

 

[1234turtles]

If i find a alive alien i'll make it dead and when the government comes i'll say "It was for my country".

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I think in OP's case #1 should be "Learn. Fucking. English"

 

[LunaWofl]

Above all, don't come into contact with this guy

Spoiler: this guy

 

[Gahars]

I was so confused about what to do in this sort of situation. Thanks to this thread, everything's cleared up now!

Oh, GBAtemp, where would I be without you?