WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND A DEAD/ALIVE ALIENS

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just in case you fine a dead/alive alien
  1. if they know your language
  2. ask if they crashed if not ask where there ship is
  3. get as far away from the ship the government will be there in less then 1/2 hour
  4. if you get caught by any gov. with them then one of two things may happen
  5. you will die or have your brain washed
  6. after skipping town get to the nearest tv station
  7. after the world knows start hiding
  8. follow a criminal hiding guide


all make sure your not being fowled

reply if you have a better guide
 

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all make sure your not being fowled
That shouldn't be a problem, people don't spontaneously grow feathers or wings after all.

Or do they?

Give the chap a break. By the sounds of it, he's walking around America with the corpse of an alien in his backpack. He's bound to make a few typos.

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Pfft, screw that!!!
Use any and all alien weapons to fight anyone who dares oppose you!!!
No weapons? USE YOUR FISTS!!!
You ARE gonna die eventually, BUT GIVE EM HELL BEFORE YA DO!!!
FOR PO-*gets shot*
 

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Take pictures and videos of me poking it with a stick, dragging it around, anything that can make it look more aunthentic, hide behind a rock or something and film and wait for the government to take it away then post it online by an anonymous handle on an anonymous site, remove the owner data from the photos and submit it via wifi on a phone that I just bought at a random shop and then threw away.
 

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Above all, don't come into contact with this guy
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I was so confused about what to do in this sort of situation. Thanks to this thread, everything's cleared up now!

Oh, GBAtemp, where would I be without you?
 

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