Pokemon question

[King Zargo]

I was watching some episodes Pokemon and found out that this Oak character knows a lot about Pokemon.

I'm gonna ask the question everyone thinks of but no one dares to ask.

Does professor Oak slices up pokemon for research purposes? How else can he know so much about Pokemon.

He's a suspicious looking fella.

 

[Eon-Rider]

Wait... You only "slice" or dissect things to look at an animal's internal structure. Why can't we assume that he only studies their physical appearance and behaviour?

 

[Searinox]

He dissects their attitudes zomg!

 

[Man18]

I was watching some episodes Pokemon and found out that this Oak character knows a lot about Pokemon.

I'm gonna ask the question everyone thinks of but no one dares to ask.

Does professor Oak slices up pokemon for research purposes? How else can he know so much about Pokemon.

He's a suspicious looking fella.

VA VA VA VA VIVISECTION!!!!!!!

Cut em open stuff the little bits into a pokeball and bring it to the pokecenter and BOOM happy pokemon.

Best topic evar.

 

[coolbho3000]

Professor Oak eat Pokemon

 

[Cablephish]

I've always wondered if they eat chicken in the Pokemon series... Anyone know if this is true?

 

[Defiance]

Come to think of eat, when they eat burgers, are they from the Pokemon or...?

 

[Cablephish]

Now this has got me thinking... Do they eat meat on any episodes whatsoever?

 

[Splych]

I wonder. They have lots of food, but where does their meaty food come from?

They probably kill Pokemon to get their meat. Unless they are full tofu food~!

They have Onigiri (not sure if that is how you spell it) whenever Brock makes it. But there stews, they have vegetables, but how about the meat? I think they kill Miltanks for their cows. And their chickens... Well, the closest Pokemon to a chicken, so they kill Pidgeys for their Chicken~!

 

[oliebol]

I wonder. They have lots of food, but where does their meaty food come from?

They probably kill Pokemon to get their meat. Unless they are full tofu food~!

They have Onigiri (not sure if that is how you spell it) whenever Brock makes it. But there stews, they have vegetables, but how about the meat? I think they kill Miltanks for their cows. And their chickens... Well, the closest Pokemon to a chicken, so they kill Pidgeys for their Chicken~!

torchics are chickens

, so they eat orange flame chickens, sounds nice

 

[tj_cool]

Maybe they slaughter pokémon while prof oak is watching?
I don't like Prof Oak btw. He gave me his 'balls'

 

[Westside]

hmmm.... that makes me wonder, how would pokemon taste? Would pigey taste like chicken? Would Tarus taste like beef? And would Ponita taste like horse?

 

[Man18]

better question if you did eat a ponyta how the hell would you cook it?

 

[Gore]

 

[GameSoul]

This picture explains all.

 

[soulfire]

the picture is very funny

 

[King Zargo]

better question if you did eat a ponyta how the hell would you cook it?

That is a very good question.

Beat the ponyta with a blunt object until it dies. (You can use another method but the end result must be the same.)
Afterwards throw the dead body in cold water to cool it down.
When the ponyta cools down it can be prepared like a normal horse.
This method can also be applied to rapiddash.

There are lots of way to prepare a ponyta you can even eat it uncooked.

You can read more about it in my newest game.

I hope this awsers your question.
Pokemon are such mysterious beings.

 

[Demonbart]

I wonder. They have lots of food, but where does their meaty food come from?

They probably kill Pokemon to get their meat. Unless they are full tofu food~!

They have Onigiri (not sure if that is how you spell it) whenever Brock makes it. But there stews, they have vegetables, but how about the meat? I think they kill Miltanks for their cows. And their chickens... Well, the closest Pokemon to a chicken, so they kill Pidgeys for their Chicken~!

torchics are chickens

, so they eat orange flame chickens, sounds nice

Spiceh

 

[prowler]

Bumped with a one worded post?

 

[Demonbart]

Bumped with a one worded post?

Oh crap, just noticed *facepalm*