Pickup line...

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Westside, Nov 25, 2010.

Nov 25, 2010

Pickup line... by Westside at 12:27 PM (1,346 Views / 0 Likes) 21 replies

  1. Westside
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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     


  2. Rydian

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    Hey baby. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
     
  3. Maplemage

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    Oh Rydian, where do you get these?
     
  4. Warrior522

    Member Warrior522 "In all things, balance."

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    Probably from you guys; take a look at his siggy... [​IMG]
     
  5. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Do you know the difference between talking and sex?
     
  6. Rydian

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    (Rydian): I r no fox, I lack one of them knot-things. Also not a wedge-muzzle, and retractable claws, and I can speak english and know the difference between sex, [censored], and eating live hens.
     
  7. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Stop being a smartarse and play along [​IMG]
     
  8. Rydian

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    Like my dad always says, the only thing worse than a dumbass is a smartass.
     
  9. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Actually, the worst thing is a dumbass who thinks he's a smartass.
     
  10. ShadowSoldier

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    Hey toots, from now on, I'm calling your tits "Patty and Selma" because they are always SMOKING!
     
  11. Jolan

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    Heh, the only pick-up lines I know are from Leisure Suit Larry games - and they are the type you don't want other people to know about.
     
  12. rastsan

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    Wow, pickup lines, only good on people already interested in one time only sex... those people are everywhere. You just have to make sure you don't look like some jerk who just wants to get off and thats it. You also have to have that look (and mentality) that says I care about you getting off too.
    Only failed once so far... (her baysitter called and the kids were on the way to the hospital, so no go...)
    hmm giggle pickup lines...
     
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    If your right legs Christmas and your left legs New Years can i visit in between holidays....
     
  14. Warrior522

    Member Warrior522 "In all things, balance."

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    Ugh... X3
     
  15. CannonFoddr

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  16. Warrior522

    Member Warrior522 "In all things, balance."

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. rastsan

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    Would you like to insert it or should I? (as a cashier at a grocery store in reply to where they should shove their chip bank card)
    I've gotten well over 50 contacts wiht that one line.
     
  18. Westside
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    "Hey girl, my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

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  19. Sterling

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    Talk is cheap, but that hooker you're doing isn't.
     
  20. ShadowSoldier

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    Clearly you've never been to Vancouver Canada, you can easily get a hooker for like... 30 bucks to go all the way with you.
     

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