Pickup line...

[Westside]

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[Rydian]

Hey baby. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

[Maplemage]

Hey baby. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Oh Rydian, where do you get these?

 

[Warrior522]

Hey baby. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Oh Rydian, where do you get these?

Probably from you guys; take a look at his siggy...

 

[Veho]

Do you know the difference between talking and sex?

 

[Rydian]

Do you know the difference between talking and sex?

(Rydian): I r no fox, I lack one of them knot-things. Also not a wedge-muzzle, and retractable claws, and I can speak english and know the difference between sex, [censored], and eating live hens.

 

[Veho]

Stop being a smartarse and play along

 

[Rydian]

Stop being a smartarse and play along

Like my dad always says, the only thing worse than a dumbass is a smartass.

 

[Veho]

Actually, the worst thing is a dumbass who thinks he's a smartass.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Hey toots, from now on, I'm calling your tits "Patty and Selma" because they are always SMOKING!

 

[Jolan]

Heh, the only pick-up lines I know are from Leisure Suit Larry games - and they are the type you don't want other people to know about.

 

[rastsan]

Wow, pickup lines, only good on people already interested in one time only sex... those people are everywhere. You just have to make sure you don't look like some jerk who just wants to get off and thats it. You also have to have that look (and mentality) that says I care about you getting off too.
Only failed once so far... (her baysitter called and the kids were on the way to the hospital, so no go...)
hmm giggle pickup lines...

 

[ykhan]

If your right legs Christmas and your left legs New Years can i visit in between holidays....

 

[Warrior522]

If your right legs Christmas and your left legs New Years can i visit in between holidays....

Ugh... X3

 

[CannonFoddr]

'Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? '

 

[Warrior522]

'Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? '

 

[rastsan]

Would you like to insert it or should I? (as a cashier at a grocery store in reply to where they should shove their chip bank card)
I've gotten well over 50 contacts wiht that one line.

 

[Westside]

"Hey girl, my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

 

[Sterling]

Do you know the difference between talking and sex?

Talk is cheap, but that hooker you're doing isn't.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Do you know the difference between talking and sex?

Talk is cheap, but that hooker you're doing isn't.

Clearly you've never been to Vancouver Canada, you can easily get a hooker for like... 30 bucks to go all the way with you.