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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by NutymcNuty, Jul 31, 2016.

  1. NutymcNuty
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    if you are looking to adding to this pos look at reddits:
    /r/emojipasta
    /r/copypasta
    /r/navysealcopypasta
    etc ill look for more later.

    I sexually Identify as a furry. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dressing in fursuits and towering over the children visiting this PG rated convention. People say to me that a person being a furry is disgusting and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install cute fox ears with a fox tail to match on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Yiff Yiff" and respect my right to yiff other furries. If you can't accept me you're a furryphobe and need to check your fucking privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     
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  2. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    What's your paypal account?
    I want to gift you a tenner so you can buy some rope and hang yourself. ;o;
     
  3. VinsCool

    VinsCool Delusional

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    Buy some Clorox bleach, much cheaper lmao.
     
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  4. NutymcNuty
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    NutymcNuty GBATemp's Autismo

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    Just totally slammed one of my SJW-cancer class mates... ugh, people my age are so immature. I was like "Um, yeah, can you please stop?" (he was """roasting""" me) and they got all triggered. I slapped him and yelled "U MAD BRO??!!" Some of my other anti-sjw friends in my class started to clap (NO JOKE). Can't believe SJWs actually exist. Wish more people browsed mature sites like Reddit and 4-Chan.
     
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  5. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N

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    What the bepis did you just bepising say about me, you little bepis? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the B.E.P.I.S, and I’ve been involved in numerous shitposts, and I have over 100 posts. I am trained in spamming and I’m the top shitposter in the entire Temp. You are nothing to me but just another target who I shall shitpost on your profile. I will shitpost you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying bepis to me over the Internet? Think again, bepis-fricker. As we speak I am contacting my hashbang server in Toronto and your profile is being auto-shitposted on right now so you better prepare for the storm, bepis. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bepis. You’re fucking dead, bepis. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bepis. Not only am I extensively trained in shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the internet's copypastas and I will use it to its full extent to shitpost your miserable ass off the face of North Korea, you little bepis. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bepis. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bepis. I will shit (post) fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bepis .
     
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  6. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
     
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  7. NutymcNuty
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    +rep was waiting for someone to do that
     
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  8. Dorimori

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  9. NutymcNuty
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    Hello my friend, this is an administrator of PornHub™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our monthly subscription we completed. Please check your email for further instructions. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon!
     
  10. NutymcNuty
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    As a professional meme researcher at the University of Dank Weed, I have to inform you that your meme is not up to the standards of the true mlg epik memers such as Christopher Dankins, Neil "Smoke" De Grasse Tyson and Car[le] Memegan. Please cease and desist immediately, or receive retribution from certified Doritos™ meme lords.
     
  11. Salamencizer

    Salamencizer Handsome Computer Nerd

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    Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8

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  12. NutymcNuty
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    nice meme
     
  13. Salamencizer

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    str8 from 4chan m8
     
  14. NutymcNuty
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    ☐ Not rekt

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  15. NutymcNuty
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    kek
     
  16. PK101

    PK101 Cuttin' shit up in dis thread.

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    spoiler for your favorite anime
     
  17. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N

    B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N oh no

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    han solo dies and kylo ren is his son
     
  18. NutymcNuty
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    If harambe and my girl both drowning and I can only save one Catch me at my girl funeral with my dick out

    MOJANG I looove ❤️ your game but the fact is that every time ⌚️ I open the play ▶️ button I have to wait a few minutes ⏱⏱and after I've logged in I tap on a world and it crashes PLEEEEEEAAS fix this problem I looooove Minecraft and I really want this fixd pls thx P.S. i loooove = how you added horses and dye_able leather armor I love horses

    I am leaving this group because I commented the "N" word on a post and I got reported. I was reported and was offered no chance to delete the comment, and I was offered no warning that I would be banned from Facebook for 3 fucking days. I am leaving because I believe I can say what the fuck I want. Fuck whoever reported me. I was under the impression that this group wasn't tainted with people who get offended over words that literally have no meaning and are merely just sounds we make or a combination of letters we type or write, but I was wrong. It was good while it lasted, but I guess we'll never escape the grasps of Fuckerberg, and his little report whores. If anyone would like to contact me, you'll have to message this account. Let's see how long this one lasts before it's deleted.

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    Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice, all fucking righteous fucking ******, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking ******. I swear to fucking god I'm going to- Yo- Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid ******." Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid ******." Fuck him. Fuck him?
     
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  19. Subtle Demise

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    Listen you fucking cunt, whoever this is that has my fucking number and leaves me stupid ass high school text messages, motherfucker.
    My phone number will be changed in 24 hours so I hope you had your fun.
    I'm keeping your number 'cause I'm gonna find out who the fuck this is.
    Do not call me again. And I guess you want to text me and have fun for 24 hours by calling my number and making stupid ass messages. Real funny.
    This will be changed but I still have your fucking number cunt, and I will find out who this.
    Don't bother me with anymore with your bullshit games. Now beat it. Got it asshole? Fuck off.
     
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  20. NutymcNuty
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    woah sorry dad