Note from the newspaper delivery man

[skawo96]

No, I just made a mistake

but not for purpose

 

[xalphax]

 

[skawo96]

For what is this for?'4 REEL means' 'for real'?

 

[neveras]

Call up your newspaper and report it. Generally most newspapers sub-contract out their delivery work. They have no actual rights to pull shit like this, even though they do try quite often.

 

[xalphax]

For what is this for?'4 REEL means' 'for real'?

you will eventually figure it out..... or not.

 

[Orc]

You should cut the grass then ask him why he had to leave a note with a threat instead of talking to you or the house owners.

...how is it ironic?

It isn't. But like sarcasm, Americans don't get it.

Why, what an ignorant thing for you to say. By your method of deductive reasoning, I shall have to insist that all internet users with the name "Retal" are absurd dumbasses.

By his/her reasoning too, it is implied that Retal is American.

 

[Extreme Coder]

Cut the grass.. or Face Erasure

 

[Retal]

...how is it ironic?

It isn't. But like sarcasm, Americans don't get it.

Why, what an ignorant thing for you to say. By your method of deductive reasoning, I shall have to insist that all internet users with the name "Retal" are absurd dumbasses.

By his/her reasoning too, it is implied that Retal is American.

The intellectual content of this thread is starting to exceed the tangent of my comprehension threshold.

 

[WB3000]

Just a couple clarifications:

• Yes, this is in fact a real note from a real newspaper man, and is a direct scanned copy.
• He's not referring to my entire lawn, which is kept up nicely, rather just down by the paper box there's a bit of long grass which grows tall once and awhile. He just drives up and sticks the paper in, and maybe one long grass or weed was slightly covering the front of the box, so I can't really see the big problem. I didn't get down there that night to rectify this situation, so I found my paper on the ground by the box
  
  . Later I went down, cut a foot off of the problem grass, and now I get my paper.

 

[TravisFlepper]

I lol'd

 

[Prime]

wtf old topic

 

[Mewgia]

I lol'd

Congrats

 

[Pimpmynintendo]

I lol'd

I bet that's the newspapper man.

 

[TravisFlepper]

I am not the newspaper man. If you ever told the goats you would know that the newspaper man really lies within yourself if you question another to be the newspaper man.

 

[xcalibur]

why necropost maaan?

 

[moozxy]

Cut the grass zig zagging across your lawn so it takes him longer to get there.

 

[Pimpmynintendo]

Cut the grass zig zagging across your lawn so it takes him longer to get there.

Zip Zop Zoobity BOP!

 

[Gore]

why necropost maaan?

Thread is nice.

 

[Mewgia]

Cut the grass zig zagging across your lawn so it takes him longer to get there.

YOU SAID THAT ALREADY

 

[War]

This is why he's delivering newspapers.