Note from the newspaper delivery man

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Jun 24, 2008
  1. WB3000
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    I found this in the paper box today, from the man who delivers the newspaper.

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    Somehow I find it a bit ironic [​IMG]
     


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  4. ScuberSteve

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    ...how is it ironic?
     
  5. Doomsday Forte

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    Just to be an asshole:

    PleGse cut your Grass Bx pqpper Box. If not cut I wont deliver pqpper. Thgnk xou.
     
  6. distorted.freque

    Member distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!

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    He really sent that? XD
     
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    I'd do it, man. Next time he will write "Cut xour Grqss or I will kill xour Fqmmily. With pqpper. Thgnk xou."
     
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    It is ironic because he delivers a newspaper but doesn't even know how to spell the word paper. Also, a newpaper is a symbol of information, knowledge, or enlightenment, yet the deliverer is not educated himself. Shall I go on?
     
  9. distorted.freque

    Member distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!

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    Oh! I thought it was because he delivered that paper box when he said...yeah...>_> Stupid here.
     
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    Too late...

    But is this guy a grown man? It's just kinda sad to see these things...
     
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    It isn't. But like sarcasm, Americans don't get it.
     
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    Don't cut your grass, or else your education will have all been for nothing.
     
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    Why, what an ignorant thing for you to say. By your method of deductive reasoning, I shall have to insist that all internet users with the name "Retal" are absurd dumbasses.
     
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    By that logic, all cruddybuddys make assumptions.
     
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    Buy a vicious dog to attack him next paper route
     
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    Cut the grass zig zagging across your lawn so it takes him longer to get there.
     
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    Yay PAPPERPapper papper papper papper papper papperpapapapapa! Yay



    Ok, I'll shut up


    Cut your grass. Because you will get no 'papper'. You want to see what's an papper.
     
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    Fix'd
     
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    Thx fixed
     
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    i thought you made that mistake by purpose, hence i fix'd it as being sarcastic
     

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