Normal/Average facts about yourself

[Mama Looigi]

This is totally a parody of @Chary ’s interesting facts thread.
Anyway, what are some completely normal things you do that everyone else does?

 

[GhostLatte]

bang your mom

she's very popular among the guys in town

 

[The Catboy]

bang your mom

she's very popular among the guys in town

I can confirm and I can even confirm that his mom goes both ways.

 

[IncredulousP]

Well, typically I eat. I also breathe pretty regularly, when I remember to. Also, if I am awake for too long, I get this weird lack of energy and I have to close my eyes for a few hours to make it go away. Weird thing is though, I usually don't remember most of the time that passes! dae have this strange phenomenon?

 

[ry755]

I exist

 

[Deleted User]

Some boring facts about me:
- I was born
- I breath
- I eat
- I sleep
- I will die

 

[IncredulousP]

Some boring facts about me:
- I was born
- I breath
- I eat
- I sleep
- I will die

You don't know the last one. You're not psychic.

 

[Deleted User]

You don't know the last one. You're not psychic.

Gee, I hope not to be cursed with eternal life.

 

[IncredulousP]

Gee, I hope not to be cursed with eternal life.

Random philosophical question: at what point would life be officially a curse (assuming it isn't already)? The average Life span of humans? When everyone you know and love today has died? When humanity goes extinct? When the universe finally undergoes heat death?

 

[Mama Looigi]

Random philosophical question: at what point would life be officially a curse (assuming it isn't already)? The average Life span of humans? When everyone you know and love today has died? When humanity goes extinct? When the universe finally undergoes heat death?

I don’t even know because I got an ad for under-the-waist grooming as I was reading this. Is my browser trying to tell me something?

 

[IncredulousP]

I don’t even know because I got an ad for under-the-waist grooming as I was reading this. Is my browser trying to tell me something?

Sooner or later SOMEONE had to tell you. Like, damn, bro, get that shit groomed.

 

[slaphappygamer]

i used to drink from the garden hose. protip: let water run for at least 10 seconds (depending on the length of the hose) before drinking.

 

[M7L7NK7]

I like turtles

 

[Noctosphere]

Gee, I hope not to be cursed with eternal life.

Have you seen The Green Mile?

Spoiler: Spoiler about the movie's end

In short, for killing a person with a gift from god
The main character got cursed to live for very long, he was like over 100 years old at the end of the movie
And he sees all his family and friends dying one by one

 

[Mama Looigi]

Have you seen The Green Mile?

Spoiler: Spoiler about the movie's end

In short, for killing a person with a gift from god
The main character got cursed to live for very long, he was like over 100 years old at the end of the movie
And he sees all his family and friends dying one by one

Geez, you can’t spoil the movie and expect us to read the warning

 

[Noctosphere]

Geez, you can’t spoil the movie and expect us to read the warning

I warned everyone, not my fault if you opened the spoiler

 

[Deleted User]

Have you seen The Green Mile?

I haven’t heard of that movie. I was thinking of Oscar Wilde’s novel The Picture of Dorian Gray

 

[VinsCool]

I make really bad music.

 

[Noctosphere]

I haven’t heard of that movie. I was thinking of Oscar Wilde’s novel The Picture of Dorian Gray

The Green Mile is a classic movie from 90's
It won many awards back then

 

[Idontknowwhattoputhere]

I like turtles

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