My grandmother sucks at food.

[Rydian]

My grandmother is an "alright" cook, she can follow directions on a box (most of the time).
My grandfather is a great cook.

The problem?

1 - My grandmother is controlling.
2 - She sucks at picking/mixing/choosing food.

So while my grandfather may make some great central dish (the spaghetti and meatballs tonight was some of the best I've ever had), my grandmother plans the other portions of the meal, and the "salad" was blue cheese dressing over apples, pineapples, and strawberries...

She just SUCKS at mixing foods. She doesn't know the difference between a fruit and vegetable and she thinks hot dogs are just as good on pizza as pepperoni, I'm suspecting her taste buds don't work right. >>;

 

[_Chaz_]

Is she a smoker?

 

[Rydian]

Nope.

 

[431unknown]

My mom sucks at cooking, sadly I only realized this after I started dating my wife. I didnt even know for 21 years she was putting worchester sauce in the spaghetti! I can't eat her food anymore.

 

[WiiThoko]

You should be happy that you still have your grandmother, regardless of the way she cooks...

 

[xist]

Thought this topic was going to be a joke about dentures....kinda let down now....

 

[Icealote]

Does your grandmother try her own food that she makes? Maybe that's why? o.O Does your grandfather say anything about it?

 

[Rydian]

She eats it and thinks it's good.

My grandfather gave up on trying to get her to not control stuff years ago.

 

[Icealote]

lol sounds like your grandmother ISN'T a fussy eater if she doesn't distinguish between fruit and vegies. Gimmie that recipe for a hotdog pizza XD

Oops I was trying to ask if your grandfather tried her food and saying something about it?

 

[Rydian]

Maybe years ago, but she still wants to do and control.

 

[jan777]

Thought this topic was going to be a joke about dentures....kinda let down now....

+1

I was gonna say, "maybe you should chew her food for her." kinda... lost the impact there.

 

[zeromac]

Title should be "My grandmother sucks at cooking"


Anyways, i always have decent side-dishes to go with my rice

 

[Rydian]

It's not cooking, it's food in general.

She can follow the instructions on a box of cream cheese and make a good cheesecake.

However when she decides to mix crushed pineapple into it the second time, that's just failure.

 

[Ritsuki]

Some people sucks at food, some other don't. That's a question of habit, experience and tastes.

 

[Icealote]

It's not cooking, it's food in general.

She can follow the instructions on a box of cream cheese and make a good cheesecake.

However when she decides to mix crushed pineapple into it the second time, that's just failure.

IMO I know that's a real recipe to put pineapple into cheesecakes. Had it before. Terrible I'd say lol
I just hate pineapple. Just wrong in burgers, on pizzas and pineapple juice...I loathe the fruit. This is coming from an experience where my family abuse that fruit into a lot of food...just sick and tired of that crap.

 

[Wabsta]

Lol, sounds exactly like my GF's mom.
I'm happy that my GF got her cooking skills from her dad tho, she is an awesome cook

 

[Infinite Zero]

My mom is good in cooking. i always look forward when she cooks for us

 

[mameks]

I thought you meant as in sucks at food, as in 'sucking eggs'

 

[Chaosruler]

What's wrong the the topic's title?
Oh.... Oh..... OH!!!!!!!!!! crap :@

Kidding, well, how about this? my mom is a single-parent nurse who over-abuse spices, except my favorite one, salt, and overuse the ones I hate the most, sweets, I know why, she's a nurse, but that gives her annoying habits, until I ate somewhere else, I never realized how good food can taste, not to mention the Sterilic habits of hospitals gave my mother the hatred against dirt\filth that Aeladya posses, take this morning for instance, I worked my ass last night, first thing I did was go to sleep, What else would you do if you return back home at 1:41 AM and start working at 10:00 AM? (and no, I didn't work 9 hours by time traveling back

), I woke up this morning with "help build the clothet" and a wiper in my face along with the morning greet of "Shave your ass, I mean face", but I somehow got used to it