Monkuscious Says....

[The Catboy]

Dear Monkat,

Everyone knows who I am, I am The Catboy, but I have a problem. I am so cute and adorable that it makes all the men come to the yard. I was wondering, do I deserve my own theme song?

Monkuscious says,
What one deserves, often arrives.

If it has not arrived, you might not deserve it.

But I'm adorable...

 

[Ikki]

Dear monkat,

I downloaded skype but I don't know what to do now.

Wat do??'?'?

 

[monkat]

Dear Monkat,

Everyone knows who I am, I am The Catboy, but I have a problem. I am so cute and adorable that it makes all the men come to the yard. I was wondering, do I deserve my own theme song?

Monkuscious says,
What one deserves, often arrives.

If it has not arrived, you might not deserve it.

But I'm adorable...

One might also try asking Ace Faith...

He did monkat's theme.

 

[monkat]

Dear monkat,

I downloaded skype but I don't know what to do now.

Wat do??'?'?

Monkuscious says,

add monkat_sexy and coreyfrog7 and simon003 and talk to us.

 

[tagzard]

Dear monkat im in love with 3 girls who are all best friends. what do i do

 

[Slyakin]

Dear monkat,

What can I do to make a Zigzagoon like me more adorable?

 

[monkat]

Dear monkat im in love with 3 girls who are all best friends. what do i do
Monkuscious says,
Nothing, since you're obviously not a man.
A real man would have fucked them all by now.

QUOTE(Slyakin @ Mar 4 2011, 11:39 PM) Dear monkat,

What can I do to make a Zigzagoon like me more adorable?

Monkuscious says,
Sometimes, blending in can be a beautiful thing. The average majority allows for the extraordinary minority to truly shine.

Stop being orange.

 

[tagzard]

Dear monkat u give good advice thanks im going to be a man.

 

[tagzard]

dear monkat all the girls hate me now. ur advice was bad.

 

[monkat]

dear monkat all the girls hate me now. ur advice was bad.

Monkuscious says,

It is not advice that is bad.

It is those who choose to follow it.

No refunds.

 

[Fear Zoa]

Dear Monkat

How do I stop being such a noob?

 

[monkat]

Dear Monkat

How do I stop being such a noob?

Monkuscious says,

A fly is only a fly as it flies.
Except when it lands, or does anything else. Then it's still a fly.

 

[Fear Zoa]

Dear Monkat

How do I stop being such a noob?

Monkuscious says,

A fly is only a fly as it flies.
Except when it lands, or does anything else. Then it's still a fly.

So pretty much I'm only a noob when I'm being a noob....except when I'm not being a noob in which case I'm still being a noob?

 

[rastsan]

my trip to the world of lwayers left me confused and worried I owe large sums of to people who did nothing... Should I be worried about this?
(especially since they all said they really couldn't do anything right now and that they will have their secrataries get back to me, who didn't get my contact info...)

 

[monkat]

my trip to the world of lwayers left me confused and worried I owe large sums of to people who did nothing... Should I be worried about this?
(especially since they all said they really couldn't do anything right now and that they will have their secrataries get back to me, who didn't get my contact info...)

Monkuscious says,

Fear accomplishes nothing. Face every problem head-on. Help from rats or not, you will win. Losing isn't an option.

You now owe me large sums of money.

 

[rastsan]

I now Owe a virtual person who may or may not be ten year old in another country(supposedly a large sum of money), how may i get out of this?

sigh...

You now owe me large sums of money.

I don't have a pile of money much more - large sums of...
the lawyers and now you how am I gonna get out of this?
sigh...

 

[monkat]

I now Owe a virtual person who may or may not be ten year old in another country(supposedly a large sum of money), how may i get out of this?

sigh...

You now owe me large sums of money.

I don't have a pile of money much more - large sums of...
the lawyers and now you how am I gonna get out of this?
sigh...

Monkuscious says,

Suicide is never an option.

But it is for you.

 

[nryn99]

Dear monkat,

I don't know what my problem is but i know i have a problem... do you know what it is? It's been bugging me for hours now, and I still can't find a solution. It's like having nothing to worry about.

 

[rastsan]

dear mysterious man who answers post I seem to have been given some bad advice. The latest one may be telling me to commit suicide. Shall I report this suicide inducing person to the authorities?

How would you handle a bad advice giving person?

 

[Ringo619]

Dear monkat i am pregnant and i am a boy , should i be worried?