Monkuscious Says....

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  1. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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  2. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    dear monkat,

    i have a problem with my addiction to... first, i saw this girl, she was so... that i can't resist but to talk to her and... after that we never saw each other again which was sad but probably for the better. then there was this doll, i dunno why but it just makes me... then it was my cat, i just can't resist it. i can't change myself. just even watching... what do i do? is it normal or a bad thing?

    Narayan
     
  3. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Monkuscious Says:

    If girl will not fuck you, you fuck yourself. [censored] is seldom the answer, especially with cats. Dolls are OK, though.

    Yours lovingly,
    Monkat
     
  4. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    what fuck? i'll complete the letter...

    dear monkat,

    i have a problem with my addiction to cute things. first, i saw this girl, she was so cute that i can't resist but to talk to her and befriend her but forgot to ask her phone number after that we never saw each other again which was sad but probably for the better. then there was this doll, i dunno why but it just makes me want to hug it because it was just soo cute. then it was my cat, i just can't resist it. i can't change myself. just even watching cute animes such as lucky star and shinryaku! ika musume makes me go crazy. what do i do? is it normal or a bad thing?

    Narayan

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  5. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Monkuscious says,

    Me love you long time.

    Yours lovingly,
    Monkat.
     
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  7. AlanJohn

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    Deer monkat... I haz probelms... I canet's leern Engilsh and GABtmep wnats tu bann me for me being stubid... Waht to do?
     
  8. rastsan

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    dear strange anwerer of post man....
    Last year I had a coworker sexually harass me for a very long time. When they changed there harassing to threats I told my bosses (who didn't really do anything about it).
    this year I quit my job because my one boss was harassing me (same store) and by extension the other boss (his boss) who sat there and did nothing to prevent him from further harassing me.
    Should I feel guilty for thinking of hiring a lawyer?
     
  9. Sausage Head

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    alanjohn check ur pm
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  10. Raika

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    Dear monkat,
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  11. Ringo619

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    monkat is not hearing his people

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  12. AlanJohn

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  13. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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  15. Arithmatics

    Arithmatics I'll be holding on to you. ;}

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  16. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    dei not fom sigg noob

    and it was iron
     
  17. monkat
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    Monkuscious says,
    A nipple for a nipple leaves infants without milk.
     
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  19. Lilith Valentine

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    Dear Monkat,

    Everyone knows who I am, I am The Catboy, but I have a problem. I am so cute and adorable that it makes all the men come to the yard. I was wondering, do I deserve my own theme song?
     
  20. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Monkuscious says,
    What one deserves, often arrives.

    If it has not arrived, you might not deserve it.