Lamest joke ever contest

[Westside]

Why was the mathematician not allowed to drink alcohol?

Because he is not allowed to drink and derive!

 

[Bob Evil]

How do you make a dead baby float?

Spoiler

Two scoops of dead baby, and a can of Coke.

 

[FrEEz902]

What do you get when you cross an insect with a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny

 

[jpxdude]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Spoiler

Cliff

 

[xalphax]

two corpses sit on a branch
one falls down, both dead.

 

[xJonny]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cuz he died.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game.


I find a lot of these lame jokes funny.. Keep 'em coming

Oh and inb4 scubersteve.

Literally so bad, they are funny.

 

[jpxdude]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the middle of the sea?

Spoiler

Bob

 

[Bob Evil]

You meant Bob, right?

 

[FrEEz902]

*From PotC 3*

I remember one of our crewmembers who lost an eye, a foot, and a finger.

What did you call him ?

Larry

 

[jpxdude]

What do you call an indian standing on one leg?

Spoiler

Ballan-Singh

 

[Westside]

What's the difference between a real joke and the jokes on this thread?

Real jokes are funny.

 

[Bob Evil]

Dude, preview your posts, to see if they work ... you keep missing out the first letter lol

 

[jpxdude]

You meant Bob, right?

haha, yeah the tag messed up

 

[jpxdude]

fixed! haha thanks thebobevil!

 

[Bob Evil]

You're welcome, you silly bastid

 

[FrEEz902]

What do you get when you cross a labrador with a bulldog?

Spoiler

Another Dog

edit: the tag screws up if you type 'spoiler' with a captial S o.O.

 

[xalphax]

what do you get if you cross a snake with a hedgehog?

30ft barbwire

 

[hankchill]

Q. Why do birds have wings?

A. Because.

 

[FrEEz902]

what do you get if you cross a snake with a hedgehog?

30ft barbwire

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

 

[Jax]

what do you get if you cross a snake with a hedgehog?

30ft barbwire

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Nicely done!