Lamest joke ever contest

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Apr 9, 2008

Lamest joke ever contest by FrEEz902 at 10:05 PM (3,390 Views / 0 Likes) 53 replies

  1. FrEEz902
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    I'm bored, so i decided why not make everyone bored/annoyed with THE LAMEST JOKE EVER CONTEST! The joke can be from anywhere, but it has to be lame and annoying. I'll start:

    'God Bless America'

    Did America just sneeze?

    Edit: Try to make some of your own, if not, then don't make them some common known ones (like the guy below me)
     


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    Damn, i was gonna say that.
     
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    I find that kind of funny lol.


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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
     
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    Why did the girl fall off the swing?
    Because she had no arms.
     
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    Why is six afraid of seven?

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    This is a joke.


    naah, just kidding
     
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    <!--quoteo(post=1078414:date=Apr 9 2008, 11:10 PM:name=xJonny)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xJonny @ Apr 9 2008, 11:10 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1078414"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Why did the baby cross the road?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    moar anti-jokes
     
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    [​IMG]

    Why did the plane crash?
    Because the pilot was a tomato.
     
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    That's PAINFULLY lame @_________@
     
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    -Edit-Sorry about that racism edited out... [​IMG]
     
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    Okay but, no racism please, some people might take offense
     
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    *found this one on the internetz*

    What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Tub Girl
     
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    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because he was stapled to the first monkey

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because he thought it was a game.


    I find a lot of these lame jokes funny.. Keep 'em coming [​IMG]

    Oh and inb4 scubersteve.
     
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    Guess I win then.
     

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