Lamest joke ever contest

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  1. FrEEz902
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    I'm bored, so i decided why not make everyone bored/annoyed with THE LAMEST JOKE EVER CONTEST! The joke can be from anywhere, but it has to be lame and annoying. I'll start:

    'God Bless America'

    Did America just sneeze?

    Edit: Try to make some of your own, if not, then don't make them some common known ones (like the guy below me)
     


  2. hankchill

    hankchill I Pwn n00bs.

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    "A man walks into a bar. ouch."
     
  3. moozxy

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    Damn, i was gonna say that.
     
  5. NeSchn

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    I find that kind of funny lol.


    "Yo momma has 1 leg and a bicycle."
     
  6. xJonny

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
     
  7. moozxy

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    Why did the girl fall off the swing?
    Because she had no arms.
     
  8. Jax

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    Why is six afraid of seven?

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  9. noONE

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    This is a joke.


    naah, just kidding
     
  10. xcalibur

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    <!--quoteo(post=1078414:date=Apr 9 2008, 11:10 PM:name=xJonny)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xJonny @ Apr 9 2008, 11:10 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1078414"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Why did the baby cross the road?

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    moar anti-jokes
     
  11. moozxy

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    [​IMG]

    Why did the plane crash?
    Because the pilot was a tomato.
     
  12. FrEEz902
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    That's PAINFULLY lame @_________@
     
  13. Westside

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    -Edit-Sorry about that racism edited out... [​IMG]
     
  14. Bob Evil

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    Out of the corner of your eye
    What is the difference between a duck?

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  15. FrEEz902
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    Okay but, no racism please, some people might take offense
     
  16. FrEEz902
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    *found this one on the internetz*

    What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

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  17. xJonny

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    What do you get if you cross a girl in a bath and diarrhoea?
    ...
     
  18. Bob Evil

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    Out of the corner of your eye
    Tub Girl
     
  19. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because he was stapled to the first monkey

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because he thought it was a game.


    I find a lot of these lame jokes funny.. Keep 'em coming [​IMG]

    Oh and inb4 scubersteve.
     
  20. xcalibur

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    Guess I win then.