[Instructive] [HANDY] How to mine attention

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by dAVID_, Nov 14, 2017.

  1. dAVID_

    dAVID_ Carpinter's Apprentice

    Oct 23, 2016
    The Game
    1. Make an interesting title. For instance, "I got hax on Switch" is definitely preferable to "Arbitrary kexploit on 3.0".
    2. Be ambiguous. You don't want to give people information that might make them think twice about clicking. Remember to have a short, yet long enough title that describes your content well enough, while not giving too much data.
    3. Lie. Lie. Even though people say that reality surpasses fiction, why wait for reality to do that, when you can just make up a lie and have everybody believe it? It's much more easier than altering your reality.
    4. Be everywhere. With so much people hating you for replenishing your only desire, you might as well make yourself present everywhere, that is, by making clone accounts. You'll be under the hood and nobody will ever notice that you're a user living two lives.
    5. Be persistent. Vincit qui patitur. That's latin for ''He conquers who endures". If you don't give up and get better at each try, you'll be bound to get attention, one way or another.
    6. Teamwork. Mining attention is much more easier when you are in teams, so team up with people similar to you, and start mining!

    Your results may vary!