How to annoy roommates?

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So, my girlfriend and I just got back to residence after Christmas vacation. We are already sick of her fucking roommates. The one right next door is constantly banging (it sounds like opening and closing drawers) and leaving dirty dishes around. Another one is just fucking creepy (read my old blog to find out about her)

So what can we do to piss them off? They piss us off CONSTANTLY so we want to get back at them. This is how the room is set up

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We were thinking of super gluing their combo buttons down, but I dunno. This is what the doorknobs look like

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whats the room in between?
you could possibly set something up in the middle room
and make one roommate think its the other and vice versa..
or take a crap and put it on the poopy girl's bed. WHILE shes in it so she'll think she doodooed herself.
 

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Walking around naked. Will annoy the hell out of them. Once they yell out "what the hell are you doing" which they eventually will, just reply "what? its not like I have an erection."
 

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tinymonkeyt said:
whats the room in between?
you could possibly set something up in the middle room
and make one roommate think its the other and vice versa..
or take a crap and put it on the poopy girl's bed. WHILE shes in it so she'll think she doodooed herself.

Its a normal person who is never here, probably because of the creeps lol

And no, I don't want to walk around naked
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They would probably like it
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If you have some cooking capability I like to fry chillies, I can take it as I have trained myself up (with a cheesy rocky style training sequence no less) but for others it makes a really acrid vapour and they will cough quite a bit (to the streaming eyes point).

Note it is very rare but I had some popcorn that was flavoured with chillies (yes for those wondering it was some of the nicest stuff I have ever had) with the exact same effect, it was cooked in the microwave too.

As for halls I can not stress strongly enough: if you have the option of halls or your own place go with your own place every time.
 

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Put tape on their laser mice. hide something big under their matress (obvious though) and deny it forever!! Switch the power supplies of their computers to the opposite (only if the PSU has this switch). Open their computer and take all their RAM. Stash crack in their ceilings. Kill them.
 

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Invite them over to eat, have some sleep meds in the food for them, and when they are asleep, get them naked and lay them on top of each other. xD

And maybe a cup of cold water(or is it hot?)for that old prank.
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[Just thought of this later, but if they're naked and you try that and it works...
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Or maybe sleep meds and put them outside to sleep. If you don't want to go to that extreme.
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Clog the sink spout(cover all except the front tip, leave a little bit open)so that they get sprayed when they wash their hands.

@Hehe Moo:

science said:
tinymonkeyt said:
whats the room in between?
you could possibly set something up in the middle room
and make one roommate think its the other and vice versa..
or take a crap and put it on the poopy girl's bed. WHILE shes in it so she'll think she doodooed herself.

Its a normal person who is never here, probably because of the creeps lol

And no, I don't want to walk around naked tongue.gif

They would probably like it wink.gif
 

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This is what you do

Get some whip cream all over there hands, face, and whatever. Top it off with some sort of food. Here's the cool part: Get a dog from somewhere and have it lick the food off of them! When they ask where the dog came from, act dumb.
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Come on now, they are girls. What the hell annoy girls the most?!

Farting
Being gross
Acting retarded
Ridicule about their fashion sense.
dye their hair that clash with their skin (Like green or bright orange)
 

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Canonbeat234 said:
Come on now, they are girls. What the hell annoy girls the most?!

Farting
Being gross
Acting retarded
Ridicule about their fashion sense.
dye their hair that clash with their skin (Like green or bright orange)

Except these girls aren't like this. One wont be annoyed by things either a boy or a girl will like.

I may do the spray water thing. Anymore suggestions like that are good
 
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