Help! This is RockStar Support Right?

[jonthedit]

So i have GTA IV and I pirated GTA V year I am sooo bad i am srry!
this is what happen I promise uninstall pirated game once please help remove problem from GTA IV

Nico keeps freezing staring at a bunch of german librartion statues or whatever those are.
plz help!
I just wan to play my game again inted of dumb antipira cy!

Thank you RockStar support@!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

LIBERTY OVERLOAD, ERROR 404, TOO MUCH FREEDOM DETECTED.

 

[Foxi4]

I'm sorry, is it just me or is the Statue of Liberty (City?) holding a coffee cup instead of a torch? Am I late to the Starbucks joke party?

 

[VinsCool]

I'm sorry, is it just me or is the Statue of Liberty (City?) holding a coffee cup instead of a torch? Am I late to the Starbucks joke party?

Holy shit that's so true

 

[Vipera]

I don't play that game. Too many ghosts. 2spooky

 

[jonthedit]

PLEASE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPORT!!!!!

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I'm sorry, is it just me or is the Statue of Liberty (City?) holding a coffee cup instead of a torch? Am I late to the Starbucks joke party?

It's subliminal advertising for Starbuck's

 

[migles]

PLEASE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPORT!!!!!

your console is having pms. please go buy a good brand of tampons.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

your console is having pms. please go buy a good brand of tampons.

 

[jonthedit]

omg how did you find my controller!! DID YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE YOU CREEP!!!!!!

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I broke nothing. I just teleported in.

You smell different when you're awake, by the way

 

[jonthedit]

I broke nothing. I just teleported in.

You smell different when you're awake, by the way

*whew* now i know you are lying.
I have an anti-teleport machine in my house, it looks like this

This little fucker right here would have gone iceage on your little linky ass if you teleported anywhere near my house!!

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I brought help

 

[TotalInsanity4]

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PLEASE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPORT!!!!!

Thats what you get for trying to use a Hot Wheels(TM) car in GTA IV