Explain video game plot badly

[Nobody_Important4u]

If you know "explain movie plot badly" this is the same thing but with games.
Have Fun!
Here some that i made up:

Emo kid gets shot multiple times and does some stuff to not be dead - TWEWY

Man gets into car acident and helps a meat monster kill everyone - song of saya

Man kills some dude while being possed and tries to avoid consquence only to Die and be reborn as a jesus - Fahrenheit

Your friend destroys your science project and you have to do it again - katamari damacy

Cartoon hedgehog repeirs a ball with magic superglue - Sonic unleashed

 

[Veho]

Guy gets caught in the middle of a gang turf war while trying to meet his cousin for bowling.

 

[VinsCool]

10 years old kid gets thrown into stopping a gang of criminals from stealing and organising animal fights, by using better animals and also using them for fights.
Then this kid beats up his childhood friend.

 

[JuanMena]

Xenophobe guy needs to punch people so badly, that he basically has no life of it's own.
Travels all over the world to do so.

 

[AmandaRose]

Young kid moves to a new town. Is forced into slave labour by town shop keeper. Kid is forced to pay off mortgage in record time. Kid then gets to fish and catch insects.

 

[rvtr]

Young child enslaves and hurts animals and becomes famous.

 

[AmandaRose]

Sports star is treated terribly by father when he is young. Father disappears. The sports star is then sent 1000 years into the future to save the world. Turns out he actually is dead and is nothing but a dream. Even though he isn't real he can somehow still die in the game.

 

[The Catboy]

It’s cute as fuck but you fucking die at the end

 

[JuanMena]

Dinosaur poops life and gets rid of it as soon as it (he?/she?) can. He carries a human on his back because humans are more important that his own species.

 

[SuzieJoeBob]

A walking meatball and a baby learn to share medical supplies - Super Meat Boy

A younger brother realizes that strangers know more about world history than he does - Mario is Missing

An officer realizes that he is still able to change careers - Lego City Undercover

A mercenary is forced to join a school clique -Fire Emblem Three Houses

A father goes searching for his lost sisters - Bioshock

 

[JuanMena]

Bounty Hunter has daddy issues... so she blows every single planet she's set foot on.
She adopts an alien form as a result.

 

[JuanMena]

Stress management while eating yellow pills and running away from your evil past ghosts in a neon lamp filled maze.

 

[rvtr]

Your address has changed, and you can't access your bank account.

Spoiler: Info

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureaucracy_(video_game)

 

[Stealphie]

10 year old gets fucked (not literally) because of the mafia
Girl finds mirror and climbs mountain

 

[slaphappygamer]

Princess gets kidnapped again.....by the same villain........in the same castle...........same hero comes to the rescue.......again. Hero stops caring.

 

[slimbizzy]

kid dressed in shrek themed costume lives with midgets in forest. gets lost in another forest and gets a flute. walks to castle sees ugly person time travels grows up needs to use flute to open doors.

gets cool sword.

kills bad guy.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

power fantasy with big sword saves world from power company and big glowing rock, uses smaller rocks to defeat God

(The first person to figure this out gets a like.)

 

[JuanMena]

Anxiety management through making dissapear 7 different types of falling blocks when accomodated in a special fashion.

 

[Veho]

Ambulatory marshmallow with pica eats his way through a fairytale land.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Kill Everything That Moves.............oh, but, don’t die.