Explain video game plot badly

[Veho]

In an updated tale of Sisyphus, a worker is cursed to work in a cramped Amazon warehouse shuffling boxes, but as soon as he stacks them all they magically get rearranged and he has to start all over.

Spoiler

Sokoban.

 

[nxwing]

Poor guy gets frequently used as an initiation ritual for new gang members whenever he's strolling about.

 

[JuanMena]

Bunch of children on LSD... and a dog.

 

[AmandaRose]

Gang of kids vandalize the local area. All the time being encouraged by deranged Jamaican DJ. Police chase the gang in somewhat of a comedic fashion.

 

[Veho]

Visual representation of OCD. Everything must be arranged neatly or something bad will happen.

Spoiler

Tetris.

 

[AmandaRose]

Pill munching pizza slice runs round a maze while being chased by dead people.

 

[slaphappygamer]

And then, you do this here, at this time, and save. BOOM! Load the new save. You just glitch to the end and then nothing happens.

 

[JuanMena]

Gorilla with high testosterone can't recognize that the girl he's flirting with is from another species.
Humble man has to rescue her from the heights of metal structures.

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Anthropomorphic animals with no lower limbs goes to space to chill out a chimp.

 

[slaphappygamer]

....then you go down the hall (it’s dark as fucking shit) and this fucking zombie wolf jumps in through the window and now you have to change your pants, but.....

 

[AmandaRose]

It's like Indiana Jones but with a girl

 

[StrayGuitarist]

Four children save a princess, kill a LOT of shit, save four crystals, and some other stuff, stopping the world from dying or whatever. Apparently it was a very influential game. - Final Fantasy 1

Aliens board your big space ship and you have to escape in a pod. Everyone else on board dies, except your cool AI waifu. You walk around this planet for a bit and shoot more aliens before you realize the planet's a fuckin' ring. And it's also a weapon. A weapon that's made to kill zombies. (And everything else in existence but that part's a secret so shhhhh) - Halo: Combat Evolved

You live underground, but you don't want to live down there anymore 'cause it sucks. So you get on a train and hang out with an old dude and two lesbian musicians, going through these weird test courses made by this sea cucumber, all the while an evil payphone tries to kill you and a bunch of other people. You have an epic battle with said payphone at the end before escaping to the surface. - Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion

 

[Alexander1970]

It's like Indiana Jones but with a girl

It´s like Tomb Raider but with a boy...

 

[StrayGuitarist]

Gang of kids vandalize the local area. All the time being encouraged by deranged Jamaican DJ. Police chase the gang in somewhat of a comedic fashion.

JET.
GRIND.
RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[AmandaRose]

JET.
GRIND.
RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yip

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A huge number of video game mascots brutalize each other for absolutely no reason at all. At the end the winner fights a floaty hand thingy.

 

[Seriel]

It’s cute as fuck but you fucking die at the end

Isn't this just real life?

 

[The Catboy]

Isn't this just real life?

It’s actually every single Pokémon MD game, expect Gates

 

[AmandaRose]

Plumber with no qualification in medicine illegally dispenses pills to kill viruses.

 

[Seriel]

It’s actually every single Pokémon MD game, expect Gates

Damn you're right. My emotions were not prepared for those games.

 

[Veho]

Tenants of a suburban house live and die as puppets of a capricious god.
Not even death is escape from this evil. Your tortured ghost will haunt the halls.
Even death can die.

Spoiler

The Sims.

 

[Veho]

You are compelled to consume and consume, becoming trapped in a prison of your own flesh, until you perish.

Spoiler

Snake.