Enjoy your penultimate Thanksgiving, America!

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  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    You're safe to munch on defenseless turkeys this year....

    .....okay, and next year too.....

    BUT IN 2012 those genetically mutated and growth-hormone infused turkeys will exact their revenge!!!!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!


    You've been warned...






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    We're fucked!
     
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    ....did you say something? I was too busy eating some delicious dead animal.
     
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    decided to have a look through that guy's album and found one that i think is truly epic

    epicness
     
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    Wait your flag is an American on too? Did i miss something?
     
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    What about venison?
     
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    Venison another traditional meal? Didny know that.

    And to the idea of giant venison all I can say is, Oh dear.














    I think I best go punish myself.
     
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    Deer are all over the damn place in Virginia (where US thanksgiving is supposed to be from), they're constantly eating the flowers in people's yards, and they even extend hunting season sometimes just so people can try to thin the herd a bit more. Up in the maintains it's not very heavily populated with people as near the cities, thus the extension (since there's not as many people hunting as you'd think).
     
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    You'd be surprised. People in the cities seem to think everyone in the countryside hunts. I'm a licensed stalker but I dare not mention it IRL most of the time due to everyone associating hunting and population control with sick fucks who like to watch dogs rip animals apart. I've even had people purposely ruin shots on alien species and on very lame animals before...
     
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    No turkey would get me, I'm immune to the gobbler effect.
     
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    Is the Gobbler Effect when a turkey sounds different when it's flying towards you than when it's flying away from you?
     
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    I hate you and love you at the same time.
     
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    Aren't quantum-level friendships just the best/worst?
     
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    Of course. Except when it's flying towards you, you're bound to get pecked and gobbled to death. Imagine a turkey knocking you over and repeatedly saying "Gobble" up close to your ear. Horrendous little bastards.
     
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    It's just like the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon! [​IMG]


    ...oh, wait. It's nothing like that.
     
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    [​IMG]
    I remember that.

    No, it's nothing like that. It's just painstakingly slow.
    The turkeys will destroy you all! [​IMG]

    ...But if you join now, you too, can be immune to the Gobbler Effect.
     
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    It's times like this i'm relieved I'm not in USA...
    This way, on 2012, I won't be killed by a giant mutated slimeish stinky turkey with chainsaws on it's wings... No sir, i will die on another own way [​IMG]
     
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    OMG!!! VA had predicted the 2012 apocalypse. Too bad for USA!!! But, us canadians might get to die earlier. Because our thanksgiving is in october. NOOO!!! I want to live. No turkey's going to end my life.
     

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