Dear Sweet Buttery Jesus, I just figured out why women are crazy

[podunk1269]

i like it bob, looks like a tattoo gun

 

[Westside]

Locked, cocked and ready to rock sir!

 

[Joujoudoll]

I dunno.... I used to have a potato gun when I was kid... My cousin and I built it. I hit him once in the leg and his leg turned black... Lol.

 

[Bob Evil]

It fires .25 calibre potato rounds

Totally non-lethal ... but can sting up close

It was designed in a kitsch retro raygun style ...

 

[PBC]

I can bet a solid 30% of doctors in the medical community would reject this terminology.
Because...well, they are women themselves.

Better start praying...

 

[distorted.freque]

Ooh. Shiny.

 

[Joujoudoll]

SHOOSH.... No more smack about women.

 

[Bob Evil]

How do you...pull the trigger?

When you cock it, by pulling back the wooden slide, a little trigger pops out of the grip ...

 

[distorted.freque]

How do you...pull the trigger?

When you cock it, by pulling back the wooden slide, a little trigger pops out of the grip ...

Cool.

It really is shiny too.

 

[podunk1269]

SHOOSH.... No more smack about women.

Yea but more smacking of the women


JOKING I SWEAR,

unless my dinner is cold

No still joking, I do most the cooking lol

 

[Bob Evil]

How do you...pull the trigger?

When you cock it, by pulling back the wooden slide, a little trigger pops out of the grip ...

Cool.

It really is shiny too.

Shiny is good

 

[VVoltz]

Nah, most men are crazy assholes because most of the women.
It's pretty simple actually.

fix'd

 

[Bob Evil]

Nah, most men are crazy assholes because of women.
It's pretty simple actually.

fix'd

Fix'd'd

 

[podunk1269]

Nah, most men are crazy assholes because of women.
It's pretty simple actually.

fix'd

Fix'd'd

broke?

 

[Joujoudoll]

Yeah, someone should give you a black eye podunk...

 

[podunk1269]

actually the wife has, and broken my foot and I have never laid a finger on her, but that is a whole different story... she punched me and ran over my foot with the SUV

 

[Joujoudoll]

Lol... I punched my ex in the balls once and I think I disabled him from having children...

 

[podunk1269]

I have been hit by women saying shit like be a man hit me, I dont understand that, a real man doesnt hit women. I think those women are proof of "Vaginal Pychosis Syndrome"

 

[Joujoudoll]

I've never asked a man to hit me... If he ever did I'd call the cops and get his ass thrown in jail and then he'd have a no contact order and he'd be paying money for anger management classes.

 

[podunk1269]

A guy hit my kid sister once. I had warned him and he did anyways and rather than kick his ass I took her to the range and spent 3 hours teaching her how to use a 1911 (seriously I have owned 7 differnt types of them, they are the perfect weapon) gave her the weapon (she was only 18) and a box oh ammo. He never hit her again