Here in vegas we have a thing called first friday. Its a art festival in th3 downtown art district. So i bring my know-ped and don my real mario costume. (i race micro gokarts called goquads.) i go to a private dab party and afterwards cruze the art display tents. 3 20 something chicks start heckeling me to do tricks ( little do they know i also do freestlye ) so i ask what... One says do a kickflip. I say thats kinda hard on a scooter that would be a barrel roll fox... Ok how about this? I do a 180 tail tap 360 pivot out. They hoot and hollar and then i say did u mean this? Did a flat land tail whip. Chick is like yea thats what i ment. can you do anything else? I do a scooter flip whip. Shes just in aww... She says... Your a wild one huh? I make a noise like taz the Tasmanian devil. She giggles. Then says your in. I wanna screw ya right now. She didnt seem sarcastic but i played it like she was and was like ok but you have to dress up as princess peach. She says baby ill be your princess all night. So then i flip it on her and say well i did a trick to win u can u do a trick to win me? (at this point i feel im throwing in the towel and self sabotaging myself) she gets on my scooter and goes wow this is Awsome so much smoother than a razor. She bunny hops she tries to do a 180 like me she does a x up. .then she gos yea i skateboard and i ask whats your favorite trick u can do? She said nollie kickflip 180.... I go.... Will u marry me? She says weres the ring? Now i feel ive made it sarcastic. I jokingly feel around my pockets and said damn i think i lost it lol sorry well ladies its been a pleasure you all have a good night. The one who said shes dtf looked dissapointed i didnt persue her. So i headded back to my truck and started headding home. I turned around and went back but they were gone. I was gonna call her bluff... The last time i did that i got plane tickets cross country and had a sugar momma dominatrix teaching me how to be a good sub and then a dom. I think the fact i was alone and she was with 2 friends i felt it be Hard to seperate or take on a 4some. Now ill wonder what if.... And i hate that. I always found out after the fact that women want me but i wait for them to persue me at first and then take too long to react