Corrupt a wish!

[JoostinOnline]

Granted, it is now e.

I wish I owned more classic rock.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You now own a massive collection of small shards of rock from ancient trollopolis. Current E-Bay value: 9 pages of trolling.

I wish I didn't get ninja'd in this forum so damn often.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you lose the ability to post.

I wish that, in Schrödinger's cat thought experiment, the cat in question would be universally considered as "Cats" from zero wings.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but then someone gets around uncertainty making the decay predictable and the experiment ultimately pointless.

I wish the whole British monarchy, and all possible heirs, would die in a freak accident involving badgers and whipped cream.


Also, I used to have a cat called Erwin after Schrödinger.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you discover you are one of the possible heirs and die along with them

I wish UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted, but since all shinigami hate cheaters... You have 40 seconds to say your prayers.

I wish to wish upon a star that never was.

 

[Zorua]

Granted but since that star was never there, your wish wasn't actually granted.

I wish a was a sexy chick.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, "a" is now a sexy chick.

I wish I wasn't immortal >_

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but you never were to begin with anyway.

I wish most modern feminists weren't hypocrites.

Granted, you discover you are one of the possible heirs and die along with them

Lol, but not a chance. I'm not at all German.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. They are now so totally feminist, they turn into Amazons who kill men on sight. Say goodbye to the human race.

I wish someone can make sense of this wish which I drew out of a hat.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, someone can make sense of it, but they die a nanosecond later.

I wish my coconut didn't steal an african swallow fury recovered the blastia if you do anything funny is not what id call it Fred... i mean, i wish i could be more random >_

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You are now a random number generator. Guaranteed to randomly pick a number from 0 up to 1,000!

I wish for a wish that wishes it was wished and then unwished by a wish corruptor.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but it doesn't get un-wished, and the feedback loop generated through the ether turns all Shinigami into Bronies.

I wish I had better things to do.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You turn the Bronies (wtf are those, btw?) back to Shinigami. Or die...

I wish for an unwished wish that was recently corrupted by the PSN hackerz...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are now a shinigami bronie hybrid.

I wish more people knew what a bronie is.

 

[Sausage Head]

10 year olds :l

i wish mr. troll gets banned from the 'temp

 

[ars25]

granted but it is you that gets banned


i wish for a gameboy light

 

[ars25]

laptop not responding

 

[Mondegreen]

Granted, but the reason it's light is that someone opened it up and took out the guts.

I wish for a copy of The Orange Box for PC.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now have a non functioning, pirated copy of the orange box

I wish to be about 20% cooler.