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Granted. You now own a massive collection of small shards of rock from ancient trollopolis. Current E-Bay value: 9 pages of trolling.

I wish I didn't get ninja'd in this forum so damn often.
 

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Granted, but then someone gets around uncertainty making the decay predictable and the experiment ultimately pointless.

I wish the whole British monarchy, and all possible heirs, would die in a freak accident involving badgers and whipped cream.


Also, I used to have a cat called Erwin after Schrödinger.
 

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Granted, but since all shinigami hate cheaters... You have 40 seconds to say your prayers.

I wish to wish upon a star that never was.
 
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Granted but since that star was never there, your wish wasn't actually granted.

I wish a was a sexy chick.
 

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Granted. They are now so totally feminist, they turn into Amazons who kill men on sight. Say goodbye to the human race.

I wish someone can make sense of this wish which I drew out of a hat.
 

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Granted, someone can make sense of it, but they die a nanosecond later.

I wish my coconut didn't steal an african swallow fury recovered the blastia if you do anything funny is not what id call it Fred... i mean, i wish i could be more random >_
 

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Granted. You are now a random number generator. Guaranteed to randomly pick a number from 0 up to 1,000!

I wish for a wish that wishes it was wished and then unwished by a wish corruptor.
 

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Granted. You turn the Bronies (wtf are those, btw?) back to Shinigami. Or die...
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I wish for an unwished wish that was recently corrupted by the PSN hackerz...
 
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