Corrupt a wish!

[sergster1]

Granted. It rains inside your room and your ipod touch gets wet and breaks.

I wish my ipod touch wasnt broken and my room didnt have water in it...

Spoiler

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted. Your room bursts into flames along with your iPod Touch.

I wish I weren't single.

 

[ars25]

granted but your dateing some one who's a dick

i wish i had money

 

[JoostinOnline]

granted but your dateing some one who's a dick

i wish i had money

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish the woman I loved hadn't left for Costa Rica.

 

[Hydreigon]

EDIT: Dammit.

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Granted, but she still leaves you anyway.

I wish I didn't own this stupid horse.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now own an exact replica of the aforementioned horse.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

[Sausage Head]

it didnt
i wish a country of my own

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, your room is now your country. You now need to pass border control everytime you step out of your room and are limited to what you can bring back to your country because of border control.

I wish that the Welcome Back Pack from PSN was better.

 

[DarkShinigami]

granted but now it called the good bye permanant pack

i wish i had cake

 

[Sausage Head]

pie

i wish pie

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but it's pumpkin.... gross.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Pinkie Pie hands you a milkshake made out of rainbow dash.

I wish I could get cupcakes out of my head.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Granted, Pinkie Pie hands you a milkshake made out of rainbow dash.

I wish I could get cupcakes out of my head.

Granted, but the surgery kills you.

I wish people would keep presenting retarded arguments for the Split Timeline Theory in the Zelda thread.

 

[DarkShinigami]

granted but know they are all 100% true and backed up with facts causing the zelda time line to alter in the way you hate least

i wish i knew what i wanted to wish

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you soon forget, leaving you where you are now.

I wish my voice sounded like Pinkie Pie's.

 

[wasim]

Granted but its pinkie puppy's voice

i wish to be world genius

 

[JoostinOnline]

Granted but its pinkie puppy's voice

i wish to be world genius

Granted, but you don't get smarter, everyone else just dies.

I wish my beard stayed the perfect length without me having to shave everyday.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but your beard turns to stone. It's the perfect length forever, but it's fucking heavy.

I wish I were a rainbow.

 

[DarkShinigami]

granted but the rainbows only one color black

i wish my hand was made of chocolate

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its in liquid form even at 0 kelvin.

I wish Lorelei's fonon frequency wasn't pi