Corrupt a wish!

[Mondegreen]

Granted, someone came and smashed up your heating system.

I wish Wii was HD capable.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, however, your wii cannot turn on and is effectively, a brick.

I wish my wish could be corrupted in ten seconds flat.

 

[Mondegreen]

Oops, too late.

I wish EOF went towards my post count.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you can no longer post in the EOF

I wish I could get "how soon is now?" (tatu) out of my head >_

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. Now your head is fiLLed with useLess information (Like the average rainfaLL in the pLanet GX-TROLL1337)

I wish I didn't wish this wish so it wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are a replica of the person who wished that wish.

I wish I could forget that my first game ever was "E.T." on the atari.

 

[Mondegreen]

Granted, but your second-ever game (now your first-ever) was Pac-Man on the Atari 2600.

I wish Rush would do a concert in Australia either supporting or supported by Daft Punk.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You can't watch it, though. Not even the repLays or youtube cLips.

I wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

I corrupt

I wish the statement below this one would be false
I wish the statement above would be true

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You're upside-down, though...

I wish. (again!!!)

 

[Mondegreen]

I corrupt again on behalf of FrozenIndignation.

I wish I had a taco with plenty of hot sauce.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You're aLso aLLergic to both tacos and hot sauce now.

I wish that somebody makes an incorruptibLe wishing weLL

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your teeny tiny taco is loaded down with hot sauce.
What it lacks is...well...everything else.

ah shit.

Fine. The Incorruptible wishing well has been constructed. Please deposit $450 US dollars to continue.

I wish the world had ended today.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. Disney WorLd is now smithereens.

I wish I had enough money to deposit for the construction of the Incorruptible Wishing WeLL.

 

[ars25]

granted but now you have no money at all

i wish this wish was currupted

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

granted but now you have no money at all

i wish this wish was currupted

But your wish was granted by Chuck Norris 'nuff said.

I wish this topic would be closed.

 

[ars25]

granted but your the one that got closed

i wish for world domanation

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but you also learn how to spell at the same time and realise you weren't wishing for what you wanted.

I wish I wasn't such a nice person.

 

[ars25]

granted but now your mean and everybody hates you\

i wish for more worst spelling

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but all of your terrible spelling is in another language... that you don't know how to speak.

I wish my hangover would go away.