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Granted, you have a 20GHz Colossus, have fun with that.

Oh and you didn't corrupt my wish, I like the hipity hopity music.

I wish it was legal to smack Jehovahs Witnesses silly when they bother you every week and won't take fuck off as an answer.
 

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Granted, but you can only fly one inch away from the ground, and it makes your ears bleed when you do it.

I wish I had a giant teddy bear.
 

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Granted, but each one gets more corrupted than a bunch of young boys having a sleepover at the Vatican.

I wish I'd had the chance to answer to catboys wish with "Granted, you know exactly where you are so have absolutely no idea about where you're going."
 
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