Corrupt a wish!

[The Catboy]

@penguindefender: Continue to search.

Granted, but I corrupted it.

I wish I had some matches

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but every single one is either wet or a squib.

I wish there were more normal people in the world. It gets so lonely sometimes.

 

[Paarish]

Granted but the normality of the world is to like rap music

I wish I had a fast computer

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, you have a 20GHz Colossus, have fun with that.

Oh and you didn't corrupt my wish, I like the hipity hopity music.

I wish it was legal to smack Jehovahs Witnesses silly when they bother you every week and won't take fuck off as an answer.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but they are legally allowed to punch you right back.

I wish I had purple hair.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, you now have red hair, enjoy

I wish I had a gaming laptop.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted, but its got Linux installed on it.

I wish I had a 32gb iPhone4

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but the iPhone5 comes out the very next day, and you look like a loser.

I wish I had wings.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, drink this can of Red Bull

I wish I had an Ocarina.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted. You play it, and it makes you old.

I wish I knew what to spend all of my extra money on.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, you will now buy all the Ponies in the world and eat them.

I wish I knew how to swim.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you forget how to breathe.

I wish everypony would say everypony instead of everybody.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, now everypony says nopony.

I wish I could remain l33t *post count*

 

[person66]

Granted, you can no longer post on the 'temp

I wish I could fly

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you can only fly one inch away from the ground, and it makes your ears bleed when you do it.

I wish I had a giant teddy bear.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, here's your pet bear you ordered sir.

I wish I had a life.

 

[ars25]

granted but now your life is so good life denies it and it gets worst till you die in a freak accident

i wish ponies would die off

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now they have turned into horses

I wish I knew where I was

 

[person66]

Granted, but you don't know where that is

I wish for more wishes

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but each one gets more corrupted than a bunch of young boys having a sleepover at the Vatican.

I wish I'd had the chance to answer to catboys wish with "Granted, you know exactly where you are so have absolutely no idea about where you're going."