Corrupt a wish!

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You're now in an alcohol-induced coma.

I wish for an incorruptibiLity potion.

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but all of your terrible spelling is in another language... that you don't know how to speak.

I wish my hangover would go away.

Granted, but than you realize all your friends have turned into zombies.

I wish there was a 3ds smiley (even though i don't have a 3DS)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the link to it is permanently broken and so, no one can see it.

I wish I could be more amusing

 

[Mondegreen]

Granted, now your pic has a handlebar stache.

I wish upon a star, and it makes no difference who I am.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the star hits earth and destroys all inhabitants, no matter who they were.

I wish we could all be friends

 

[Berthenk]

Granted, but the world ends soon after so everyone is dead anyway.

I wish I had a wish about wishful thinking wishes.

 

[ars25]

granted but all you wish about is pure bull crap

i wish that all my wishes were corrupted

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you realize how lame a wish that is.

I wish I could see well without glasses or contact lenses.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you can see well, but your sight begins to deteriorate again and at an accelerated rate.

I wish more people could realize how bad-ass ponies are.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted. (I refuse to corrupt this wish)

I wish for the same thing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you become 20% cooler in ten seconds flat.

I wish I could break this worlds fourth wall, akin to how Pinkie Pie breaks it in MLP.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but through the fourth wall is not a bunch of 4 year olds and sad 12 year olds but a my little pony abattoir and glue factory.

I wish all the worlds nations would get together to pump funding into fusion research and share all their findings to get fusion power plants spread around the world as soon as possible.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it gathers attention from morons who claim it will destroy the world, is against their religion; thus being evil, and environmentalist nuts, resulting in the deaths of many. Once the research is complete and a working large scale model is erected, it will only be available to the richest countries, not because of costs, but because poorer countries will be attacked over having easy access to weapons of mass destruction from its use, regardless of evidence.

I wish I didn't put this much effort into a corruption >_>;

 

[ars25]

granted but you but more effort into corrupting them

i wish for a wish that can't be corrupted

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it cant be posted in this topic.

I wish Cloud from "Final Fantasy 7" could have a lookalike in "no more heroes", preferably as the first battle in "no more heroes 2" so I could watch his head being severed over and over again.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but the game was cancelled.
I wish I had another catboy friend to cuddle with.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but that Catboy is actually a Ponygirl.
.... what are you doing tomorrow night?

I wish ponies controlled the weather here. This rain is way too much.

 

[person66]

Granted, but these ponies really like the rain, so it rains all the time.

I wish I knew what to put for my custom member title

 

[DarkShinigami]

granted but you forgot putting you in the same predicament

i wish i had my porn

 

[Mondegreen]

Granted, now your cupboard is full of tapes of you naked
I wish i had a wish.