corrupt-a-wish

[Team_Subspace]

the rules are pretty simple, one person will make a wish, and then the next person will grant it, but will have to find a way to corrupt it, then the granter/corrupter will make a wish and the cycle will continue

i will start:

i wish that i had some pie

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted but it's a custard Pie - & you hate Custard

I wish I won the 3DS on Tempmas contest

 

[Team_Subspace]

granted, but it turns out to be a fake

i wish i wish i had a fish

 

[_Chaz_]

Granted, but it's iFish.


I wish this was in the EOF.

 

[Rowan]

granted but it falls off of it.

I wish that Africa was happy for once

 

[bowlofspiders]

granted but it falls off of it.

I wish that Africa was happy for once

granted, but they killed animals in the process

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[Team_Subspace]

granted but they are so happy that everyone else becomes very depressed from having all the happiness drained from them

i wish it would snow in florida...

Posts merged

oops didnt see other post...

 

[stylow]

Granted but it changed in to rain when it was falling down
I wish there was a ps360

 

[bowlofspiders]

Granted but it changed in to rain when it was falling down
I wish there was a ps360

Granted but Steve Jobs made a better product.

I wish I had a small dog

 

[Team_Subspace]

granted but you are allergic

i wish i knew what to wish for

 

[bowlofspiders]

Granted but your parents wouldn't let you buy it.

I wish I had some lemonade

 

[stanleyopar2000]

Granted but your parents wouldn't let you buy it.

I wish I had some lemonade

granted. but it's actually troll urine!

I wish Verizon would get the iPhone in 2011...

 

[euphemism]

Granted, but the chip set was never changed and isn't compatible with their network.

I wish my Motorola Backflip didn't suck.

 

[stanleyopar2000]

Granted, but the chip set was never changed and isn't compatible with their network.

I wish my Motorola Backflip didn't suck.

granted. You receive a phone that doesn't suck but it blows up in your face

I wish Christmas would come so I can see what I "missed"

I wish this thread didn't die! DX

 

[PeregrinFig]

Granted, but now it's undead.

I wish this wish can't be corrupted.

Spoiler

 

[Ace]

Granted, but it fails to get fulfilled.

I wish cats could speak human languages.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but then cats take over the world and kill everyone.

I wish Mama Luigi would read me a bedtime story.

 

[Infinite Zero]

Granted, but you died because of boredom.

I wish people dont get fat.

 

[monkat]

Granted - instead everyone is born and stays hideously obese.

I wish that I was even more irresistible to women.

 

[jarejare3]

Granted, but the women who likes you are uglyyyyy.
I wish i have lots of money