corrupt-a-wish

[Sop]

 

[monkat]

Bleh, I'm not changing it. It works for both anyway...
Granted, but it scares little children away.

I wish I could understand why I want so many sweets right now.

Granted.

Spoiler

Either you're low on energy (sweet tastes typically means large amounts of carbohydrates, which means energy), or you are somewhat addicted to carbs. It happens.

Oh, wait? Corrupt it? I...uhm...OH! Now you know! And knowledge is power! And power corrupts! You're evil. Monkat The Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King will have to kill you.

I wish the woman in the picture below was in my bed.

Spoiler

 

[OtakuGamerZ]

Granted, she is inside your mattress and suffocated. Now the FBI wants you arrested for woman slaughter.

I wish for Santa's reindeer to become dragons.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but there has been an explosion in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean because some people decided to wish for chemicals for Christmas.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of hot dogs.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. They land on the roof and crush all your presents.
Ah hell...

Granted. You have an unlimited supply of hot dogs.
They come from your bum.


I wish I had an amazing gaming PC.

 

[PeregrinFig]

Granted, but they're actually penises.

I wish Jimmy Fallon was funny.

Edit: DAMMIT. Not changing my post.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Jimmy Fallon is funny....


But only to you.


I wish I had the hat in my avatar.
(and the pipe)

 

[jarejare3]

Granted, but your avatar takes it back.
I wish i have a lot of usd money that is not made from chicken shit, wont die, will go to heaven, wont go tohell, won't get bankrupt and won't get depress.

 

[PeregrinFig]

Granted, but you're no longer allowed to make wishes because yours aren't very clever.

I wish I could come back and make my own wish later.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

You can, but you even get ninja'd on that.


I wish elephants were filled with a lighter-than-air gas and floated in flocks across the skies.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but only temporarily. They all flocked over your house.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[jarejare3]

Granted, but you are not hardworking enough.
I wish i have a lot of usd money that is not made from chicken shit, wont die, will go to heaven, wont go to hell, won't get bankrupt, won't get depress and will still be clever to make wishes.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

granted. You've got lots and lots of money that is real in every single way.


so does everybody else.

They all have more than you,
and game systems now cost billions of dollars.


I wish people didn't try to make un-corruptable wishes in the corrupt-a-wish game.

 

[PeregrinFig]

Granted. No one tries, they're just impossible to corrupt, defeating the point of the game.

I wish an unspecified and insignificant event would occur.

 

[monkat]

Granted. From now on, all events are insignificant, and any sense of emotion is abolished.

I wish everyone had the body of a toddler.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. We all have the body of a toddler....in our refrigerators.
Mmmmm, tasty.


I wish the Nintendo DS had a 24 hour battery life.



I also wish monkat had some patience.

 

[monkat]

I wish vulpes made a wish.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted - but it was rejected on grounds of it was impossible to do

I wish monkat staring avatar didn't freak me out so much

 

[Ringo619]

Granted but it turns you on

I wish i was gangsta