[GAME] Corrupt a wish (again)

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but the food supply in your area has ran out.

I wish that I was a top GBAtemp member.

you're supposed to CORRUPT my wish
If I have unlimited food for free AND the food supply in my area has ran out, then it means I'll be the only food provider in my area, which mean I'll be rich

 

[SylverReZ]

you're supposed to CORRUPT my wish
If I have unlimited food for free AND the food supply in my area has ran out, then it means I'll be the only food provider in my area, which mean I'll be rich

I just did

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

Granted, but the food supply in your area has ran out.

I wish that I was a top GBAtemp member.

Granted, but you're notorious for posting cringe

I wish I had a cabbage farm

 

[hippy dave]

I wish I had a cabbage farm

Granted, but a diverse bunch of teenagers keep wrecking all your cabbages.

I wish I could get a solid night's sleep.

 

[x65943]

Granted, but a diverse bunch of teenagers keep wrecking all your cabbages.

I wish I could get a solid night's sleep.

Granted, but the night never ends and your nightmares are of restless sleep

I wish I could breathe underwater

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but the night never ends and your nightmares are of restless sleep

I wish I could breathe underwater

Granted, but you'll only breath the hydrogen of the water instead of the oxygen, meaning you'll still die


I wish there were no winter

 

[SylverReZ]

Granted, but you're notorious for posting cringe

You are especially cringe.

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I wish there were no winter

Granted, but the weather decides for itself.

I wish I was hired for the next EOFCast.

 

[hippy dave]

I wish I was hired for the next EOFCast.

Granted, but you have to talk to AlanJohn.

I wish to find a large sack of unclaimed money.

 

[SylverReZ]

Granted, but you have to talk to AlanJohn.

I did and sadly he wouldn't let me, saying that I wasn't a "prominent" member. As if I was one already.

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I wish to find a large sack of unclaimed money.

Granted, but robbing the bank is a much better solution.

I wish that Nocto would stop ranting on about when we would have a puke reaction.

 

[x65943]

I did and sadly he wouldn't let me, saying that I wasn't a "prominent" member. As if I was one already.

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Granted, but robbing the bank is a much better solution.

I wish that Nocto would stop ranting on about when we would have a puke reaction.

Granted but it's because we finally get the puke reaction

I wish God was real

 

[SylverReZ]

Granted but it's because we finally get the puke reaction

I wish God was real

Granted, but you got to ask yourself, "Does a god ever exist?".

I wish I was loved.

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but you got to ask yourself, "Does a god ever exist?".

I wish I was loved.

Granted, but as they say, love attract hate...

I wish furry people were real

 

[x65943]

Granted, but as they say, love attract hate...

I wish furry people were real

Granted it's called gorillas

I wish to solve world hunger

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted it's called gorillas

I wish to solve world hunger

Granted, now that everyone has food, food has become rarer, so now, everyone has just a little bit of food, so everyone in the world is hungry

I wish anime girls were real

 

[SylverReZ]

Granted, now that everyone has food, food has become rarer, so now, everyone has just a little bit of food, so everyone in the world is hungry

I wish anime girls were real

Granted, but the truth is, is that anime isn't real. Go get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend.

I wish this world isn't in such a state.

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but the truth is, is that anime isn't real. Go get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend.

That's not how corrupt a wish works
Saying they arent real undo my wish. you must fulfill my wish AND corrupt it

 

[x65943]

Maxrez also failed to corrupt my wish properly

For your insolence you will now have to spend all eternity watching the movie Little Nicky on repeat with its German dub

 

[x65943]

Granted, now that everyone has food, food has become rarer, so now, everyone has just a little bit of food, so everyone in the world is hungry

I wish anime girls were real

Granted but they still won't date you

I wish steak grew on trees

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted but they still won't date you

I wish steak grew on trees

do you mean "tress"??

 

[x65943]

do you mean "tress"??

what exactly are "tress"?