[GAME] Corrupt a wish (again)

[Noctosphere]

Granted but they still won't date you

I wish steak grew on trees

granted, but since fruits are alive when attached to trees, steak growing on trees means you'll see porks and beefs growing on trees, hanging by their tails, screaming because of the blood rush in their head. Yet, you'll still have to chop them off to get actual steak, so your problem won't be solved by that wish (but hey, i still granted you your wish )

I wish "Big Boobs Simulator" was an actual game in VR

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

granted, but since fruits are alive when attached to trees, steak growing on trees means you'll see porks and beefs growing on trees, hanging by their tails, screaming because of the blood rush in their head. Yet, you'll still have to chop them off to get actual steak, so your problem won't be solved by that wish (but hey, i still granted you your wish )

I wish "Big Boobs Simulator" was an actual game in VR

Granted, but it's not woman boobs. It's fat man-tits.

I wish I was Superman

 

[x65943]

Granted, but it's not woman boobs. It's fat man-tits.

I wish I was Superman

Granted but you are Christopher Reeve superman after the accident

I wish I had $13

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

Granted but you are Christopher Reeve superman after the accident

I wish I had $13

Granted, but it's $13 in pennies, soaked in toilet water.

I wish I had a PS5

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but it's $13 in pennies, soaked in toilet water.

I wish I had a PS5

Granted, but its a cheap chinese replica which plays games at 24fps at 480p

I wish i had a legit rtx 4090

 

[hippy dave]

I wish i had a legit rtx 4090

Granted but it's the only PC component you do have and you can't get any more.

I wish the food of my choice appeared in my kitchen every day.

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted but it's the only PC component you do have and you can't get any more.

I wish the food of my choice appeared in my kitchen every day.

Granted, but it is expired by at least a year

 

[hippy dave]

Granted, but it is expired by at least a year

I wish people would remember to make their own wish once they're done shitting on my beautiful dreams.

 

[AncientBoi]

I wish people would remember to make their own wish once they're done shitting on my beautiful dreams.

Granted

I wish you had TP to clean yourself up after that

 

[x65943]

Granted but the TP is made of sand paper

I wish a had a box of strawberries

 

[AncientBoi]

Granted but the TP is made of sand paper

I wish a had a box of strawberries

Granted, but the strawberry monster took them all.

I wish my computer components would arrive right Now.

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but the strawberry monster took them all.

I wish my computer components would arrive right Now.

Granted, but they got mixed in and arrived right now at a chinese adress

I wish there would be a One Piece : Shippuden after the original series and that it is as great as the original series

 

[AncientBoi]

Granted, but they got mixed in and arrived right now at a chinese adress

I wish there would be a One Piece : Shippuden after the original series and that it is as great as the original series

Granted, but alas, it was not as good as the original series.

I wish I could hurry the deliverer of my components faster.

 

[x65943]

granted, but when they arrive they are made of chocolate and nonfunctional

I wish nocto's sistra would make me kraft dinner

 

[Noctosphere]

granted, but when they arrive they are made of chocolate and nonfunctional

I wish nocto's sistra would make me kraft dinner

Granted... But the kraft dinner is burnt (not joking, she actually did burn her kraft dinner a couple of times )

I wish AncientBoi was PrehistoricBoi

 

[x65943]

granted, but he is a dinosaur and eats you

I wish you weren't eaten

 

[Noctosphere]

granted, but he is a dinosaur and eats you

I wish you weren't eaten

Granten, but you still need to identify my body during your morgue visit

I wish costello had coupon for morgue visit

 

[hippy dave]

I wish costello had coupon for morgue visit

Granted, but the morgue makes him so nauseous that he uses up all the vomit reacts that he would have otherwise supplied to gbatemp.

I wish I had financial stability.

 

[x65943]

Granted, you are sent to an uninhabited island where you are the sole resident and money has no meaning

I wish grass provided sustenance to humans